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"Borrowed discreetly" is a euphemism for "stole." The ghost of Granny is already haunting you!
I wouldn't say "stole". By the sounds of it, OP had all intentions of returning the ring.
I just hope he finds it in time or it won't look too good
Perdix do you mind if I "borrow" your sense of humour???
25 - You'll have to borrow it 'discreetly'
I have A.D.D too. Sucks doesn't it?
It is Friday the 13th...
Perdix's on a roll.
He didn't say he borrowed it discreetly. He said he borrowed it so he could get his girlfriends ring size discreetly. Big difference.
Just buy the ring and get it resized later, she won't mind. Plus, GET SEARCHING!!!
She probably won't mind, but it was pretty cool that my hubby went to the effort of getting my size, that way you don't have to give it up (for sometimes up to 2 weeks) right after you get it and you're in total show-it-off mode :)
Haha, true. My fiancé never wore any rings though, so I had to guess!
Just no...
Tedicles? You don't happen to mean testicles do you? Stick to simple words like "Balls" if you can't spell.
Yeah that'd be pretty weird and disturbing. That was a terrible euphemism :
A ballsack necklace.... how do you sleep at night....
GoWithTheFro - Jesus ****, it was a simple typo. Look carefully at your keyboard and notice that the "d" is right next to "s".
41- He also forgot the "t" so it wasn't just a typo.
No he didn't. The guy who acted like an overzealous ass forgot the "t". TheDrifter said "tedticles". Go look again, smart guy.
It's called a typo don't be such an ass bro
You could have 'borrowed' her phone, and asked one of her close friends what ring size she wore. After all, if you lose a phone, you can replace it, unlike her grandmothers ring
Yeah, cause most people just have their friends ring size handy.. I mean, maybe if somehow you got into the specific topic of ring size, but most friends don't know that stuff..
I don't know the ring size of any of my friends none of them would know my size either.. This is not something women talk about. OP had the right idea. It's just a shame he didn't make a point of keeping her ring in his wallet or somewhere else he knew he wouldn't lose it..
maybe if they knew her in high-school and just happen to remember from when she got her class ring but then again that was last year for me and I don't remember my own (6 and a half maybe)
Really, I don't know why you got so many "YDI".. I don't think you do, unless you were REALLY careless with the ring, you didn't mean to lose it. I think its sweet you tried to go through all the work so it'd be perfect. Best of luck finding grandmas ring.
I feel bad for you and yet I want to strangle you
"Life's tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid" - John Wayne You should have been more careful OP! FYL and the best of luck! You will need it.
I have to disagree with this quote dear sir. It is of personal opinion that I can say life is especially tough for the ones who are smart. I will therefore counter with this : "Happiness in inteligent people is the rarest thing I know." -Mark Twain I agree that in certain situations, a low IQ can be a disadvantage, though.
He said life would be easier for smart people, not that it would be happier.
It's a sign that you're not meant to be :p
I was just kidding..
NO
I shall rejoice that you didn't write "your" instead of "you're". That's all the sympathy you get from me and my mangoes.
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"Borrowed discreetly" is a euphemism for "stole." The ghost of Granny is already haunting you!
Really, I don't know why you got so many "YDI".. I don't think you do, unless you were REALLY careless with the ring, you didn't mean to lose it. I think its sweet you tried to go through all the work so it'd be perfect. Best of luck finding grandmas ring.