By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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holdenSSV 3

Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)

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chillyCholo 5

First World Problems

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EatnBeef 7

With $50, I'd sit my fat happy ass alone:)

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crazychick1269 7

Sounds like a good day to me

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EatnBeef 7

Go get yourself some steak with that money too. You'll feel better.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Hustle more money from them in lunch.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Look on the bright side. If you're lucky, this might become an everyday thing. Which means, easy money! (:

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K_kanaka 26

OP start charging money to people that don't want you near them. $10 for the day $20 for the week $50 for the month

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witchdoctor1 9

Dude. That's. Great idea!

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tjv3 10

Do you smell bad? Pick your nose? Are you that annoying? There are 2 ways of looking at this 1. You just found an easy way to make cash or 2. You need to examine yourself and find why no one wants you near them and work on fixing the problem

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MrFloatingToast 0

Well RAISE the price!!! If people want you to stay away, at least make something good out of it

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xAnAh3r3x 7

Get 50 dollars free and you don't have to sit by jerks!

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GovernorGeneral 8

If the way youre living now continues, youll never have to work again.

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lifeguardd 0

Before any of you Judge those other kids. Think what's wrong with OP.. he either stinks like shit and needs to take shower or he's annoying as fk.. You too wouldn't want to sit next to someone like that. Free money anyway. Win !

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urdirtyolduncle 15

60- I would take the $50 for the month package. Sounds like a great deal and a money saver!

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AssassinsCRB 0

What a lucky ass, i wish people hated me that much

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karpoi 11

And that's how you make bank!

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holdenSSV 3

Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)

334 5
DeboDaGreat 3

I really don't see how OP lost here, they got a free $50 and doesn't have to sit by any jerks

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The_Hitdude 12

This comment reminded me of the Capitol One credit card commercial with Jimmy Fallon. "No? I'll take it. I'll make it RAIN UP IN HEEEAAAA!!!" "...Sorry. I'll pick it up. Shouldn't have made it rain." XD

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jjames7543 13

Don't question it, just accept it and move on... (lame, I know)

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angrymexican 8

Step one: sit in corner Step two: put your finger in hole made with your other fingers Step three: Profit

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Da_Bauss435 8

But would you have people pay to get closer to you? O.o

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CaptainPickles72 18

Not too close though, or you'll just be another prostitute. Then you'll have to get your sister to bail you out of jail!

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analoveshotcoco 0

People are so mean nowadays :I at least you got yourself some dough!

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cradle6 13

You found your career calling in life! What a beneficial field trip.

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girl112891 7

Yea, I mean you have no what some women have to do to get some cash. You've got it good. You should do announcer round trip and raise your price by 10%.

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beautyful_mess 0

Omg ur really hot HAWT HAWT HAAAWWT OMFG DATE ME

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Jakesterk96 8

Those are kids are smart with their money.... I wouldn't pay someone to not sit next me, I would just politely say HELL NAW!

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cash_monkey72 9

I'd do it! Money for nothing!

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MrFancy 0

"Get your checks for free."

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cash_monkey72 9

Dammit! You got the reference!

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