Transportation, Embarrassing, Accident and Trains: Crotch rot

Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 2 830

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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You deserved it 6 887

By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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You deserved it 3 552

By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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You deserved it 6 864

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 6 861

By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 312

You deserved it 6 070

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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You deserved it 4 608

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By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 789

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 3 513

ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

zingline89 18

Friday 30 March 2012 8:15

You're on the right track

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Friday 30 March 2012 8:12

Gdjf

TheWindowLicker 13

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

I hit the wrong fml I guess? My bad people. I would say it happens to us all, op. But I would be lying.

ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:22

On*

Mr_Chow 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:29

At least you pulled!

enonymous 8

Friday 30 March 2012 8:41

IT MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY!!

trollfaced 2

Friday 30 March 2012 8:45

Did he get a boner?

shanemaximo 7

Friday 30 March 2012 9:36

Oh, the joys of public transportation. Surprise head is just the start!

Colonel_Lexi 18

Friday 30 March 2012 17:16

So did you finish the job?

KaanTech 0

Friday 30 March 2012 21:36

Suprise!!!!

Cad6 24

Friday 30 March 2012 23:27

I hope he didn't give you a creepy old man pedo smile. That would suck.

EmreArslan 11

Friday 30 March 2012 8:14

Wow... He sure liked it. But sucks for you. Funny though xD

coried91 28

Friday 30 March 2012 9:07

The old guy could have been gay.

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 30 March 2012 11:36

Meanwhile the old guys posting on a FTW site. "today I was sitting in a train when a girl shoved her face into my crotch"

tayza249 20

Friday 30 March 2012 8:14

bleh! I bet HE enjoyed it at least..

iliketofu 6

Friday 30 March 2012 8:42

Unless she landed so hard his He-Man had a concussion.

coop7291 3

Friday 30 March 2012 8:14

I bet that made his day

zingline89 18

Friday 30 March 2012 8:15

You're on the right track

karkid619 8

Friday 30 March 2012 17:47

I see what you did there.

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:17

Most excitement he's probably had in a while... Though, it may have hurt depending on how hard your face hit his crotch. Ouch for both of you!

anthonydude 9

Friday 30 March 2012 8:19

Looks like he got head from you.

afunnyterdcody 5

Friday 30 March 2012 21:18

Yup

screwhim622 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:19

Sad day, when you bring a t-bagging upon yourself..by accident

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML

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You deserved it 13 608

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Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

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You deserved it 2 410

Today, I was bitched out by my shrew of a mother for getting engaged, to a man. She's not homophobic, but rather pissed off because gay marriage is "trendy" and she wants me to be "above that nonsense". Hurray for love. FML

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You deserved it 3 734

Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML

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You deserved it 38 992

Today, I keep hearing a tapping noise in my bedroom every few seconds. I don't know where it's coming from, but I do know it's driving me crazy, and it's impossible for me to ignore. FML

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You deserved it 68

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 277

You deserved it 769

Today, I spent a full two minutes doing nothing but sniffing my computer. Don't worry, it was in the living room and my roommate definitely saw me. FML

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You deserved it 719

Crotch rot

Same thing different taste

Classic

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