By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
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jonn090 13

Is it me or do I smell a game of COD Nazi zombies?

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Don't forget to double tap. Oh and always wear your seatbelt.

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jonn090 13

Is it me or do I smell a game of COD Nazi zombies?

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

I think it's just you 'cause I smell bacon.

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FaZeClan 3

How about bacon and COD, pretty good combination.

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Platfoot 0

dont forget to run the syndicate rape train! all aboard!!!!

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darkgodxvx 4

Drunken gnat-zee zombies after breaking into the neighbor's pool and getting chicken Mcnuggets at 1 am sure do bring up some good memories...

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Don't forget to double tap. Oh and always wear your seatbelt.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Good ol' cardio.

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seriouslythat 6

Don't forget your twinkies

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ZooMzy 9

96- You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?

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crimsonprodigy 15

That's a pretty awesome father tbh, lol.

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avaricecynthia 0

An "awesome father" does not burst into your house drunk at 4 in the morning. If that's your idea of an awesome dad, you're an idiot.

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The_DoritoNinja 4

Always stick to a sword or a really big knife instead of a gun. Swords and knifed never have to reload.

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crimsonprodigy 15

Or a crossbow if you want silent ranged weaponry :)

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hubla 0

It's not silent it has reverberations which means it vibrates like when some one strikes a tuning fork haha

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hubla 0

I'll smother the zombies one at a time with my pillow pet that will be my silent weapon haha

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wlddog 14

Piano wire. That's pretty silent. But I am not sure how well it would work on zombies. Maybe if they all stood in a line and waited their turn to die. That would be handy.

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owlfeatures 8

You need a heavy object like a baseball or cricket bat. Some zombies only die if you remove the head or destroy the brain... :)

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Platfoot 0

nice, from a fml this topic transferred into a weapon discusion forum!

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tobedd 13

Guns will only attract other walkers. Go for the cross bow or sword. I wouldn't suggest the breaking of necks because they'll just keep on going. Decapitation or severe brain damage is the only way to go.

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MissHayleyJames 7

Hey they do make all sorts of Zombie Killer gear that they sell at Bass Pro Shop. I almost bought some Zombie Killer rounds for my rifle (just for fun) but they're freaking expensive.

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hubla 0

As long as you separate the brain from the spine by breaking the neck or decapitation it will die I don't care what it is if the rest of the body can't receive messages then it can't move so if the heads still moving after its necks snapped but it can't walk towards me then I'll be perfectly fine

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avaricecynthia 0

Because everyone has crossbows and swords, right?

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ifoundalaska 11

Would you rather he'd not woken you up? I personally would like to be warned when the zombies have arrived.

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stevenJB 25

Where was Alaska hiding? :)

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Birdie_Sage 0

No more thinking the zombie apocolypse would ever happen!

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mattorama 15

You should be glad your dad is looking out for your welfare in the zombie apocalypse.

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berichsoon 11

Permission to engage zombies, be ready here they come

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