By Madeline Lee - 09/04/2012 21:34 - France - Pessac

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Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML
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redbluegreen 40

They're just trying to fill all your empty holes.

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AlexRen 21

Look on the bright side at least the vegetable can't get you pregnant.

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AlexRen 21

Look on the bright side at least the vegetable can't get you pregnant.

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TheDrifter 23

So that's where vegitarians come from.

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ycrem0n 21

So vegetables can cum too.. wow, you learn a lot here everyday

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stuner56 22

But her mom gave her a condom. Always use protection, especially with vegetables

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ChrisTheCalm 9

So what the hell is the condom for..

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Feklfekl2222 32

37- so someone with a vegetable for a father would want to eat vegetables? Unless the father abandoned them at an early age I don't see this happening.

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kriz_allizwell 6

you haz beautiful eyez awwwwwww.....

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False_Stupidity 41

#104 For protection of course, so that she doesn't ruin a perfectly good zucchini.

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Calyx_fml 21

Make sure to use that condom or you'll end up with little green cucumber babies.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Zucchinis. Zoo-keen-ees. I understand how you might mistake that for cucumber, but that's alright. I got you bro. ;)

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Mariebaz 11

Or, she could put the puréed zucchini in the condom, then give it to them!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Zucchini, not Piccolo.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

"Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying 'I know it's tough being single.' Apparently, my mom has boundary issues, my dad will do anything for a laugh, and the fact that I just got dumped means nothing. FML

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meihua 19

You forgot the other quotation mark... PUNCTUATION NAZI TO THE RESCUE!

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Fml_FTW228 10

23- It's not "my dad will do anything for a laugh," it's "my dad will laugh at anything."

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Viciousstorms 7

They need to be more supportive. Decent sense of humor, but terrible timing.

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kikiwi_fml 9

Who thumbed that down?! That was lol worthy.

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emmagillespie24 11

Wow. Your parents must have taken all of their immaturity pills. Sorry about the breakup.

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Linkerdoodles 15

Yes, #8, and you must have taken all of your 'stick-up-the-ass' pills. Good luck with that overdose :)

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stevenJB 25

Seems some one didn't inherent their parents humor...but still FYI for getting dumped.

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XanderJayNix 17

And now you can post saying "Today, my phone ruined what i wanted to say by autocorrecting FYL into FYI. FML"

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kidwiththeface42 7

It's harder for guys to find sexually charged vegetables... Consider yourself lucky.

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chane1100 6

We have 2 fruits, watermelon, and canilope.

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Grimmerie 31

How about pumpkins? That's a sexual veggie if I ever saw one.

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False_Stupidity 41

* Makes a note to NEVER eat the apple pie at Zolziski's place...

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RamenForTheWin 10

Well... There's always bagels.

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Torva_fml 16

A bagel is a fruit? Must be a big bagel to be able to fit your junk in the hole...

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JOEGERNAUTT 1

That's epic lol. Nothing wrong with it I guess, besides the fact it was from your parents anyway -____-

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MrSassypants 32

That's a stupid comment lol. Nothing wrong with it I guess, besides the fact it was from you anyways. -____-

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