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I'll fear sharks too but dolphins, really ?
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Show it anywayRaped to death by a dolphin?!? Come on, that's slightly funny :)
You must have great life insurance, I guess he figures if the marine life don't kill you, a heart attack will. My suggestion is to... AH HOLY SHIT A SHARK!
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Show it anywayWTF 24 where did you get that
Internet.
when I swam with dolphins, I had to sign about a hundred documents stating I would NOT touch the dolphins genitals, for the very reason of them being a very raping-proned animal
58 - or you just seemed to be very suspicious
26, perfect picture for this fml.
What a dumb thing to say, if it is dangerous you have the right to be afraid of it without having experienced it.
21 - maybe but couldn't he save that for after the honeymoon? It's suppose to be a happy time with no screaming. Except maybe for certain "activities" ;)
Actually, what 24 said is true. I was just reading a few articles on it last week, after a tip off from Cracked.com. ALL TRUE! About 14 people a year in the US are raped by dolphins every year. If you're interested/horrified take a gander, Google "dolphin rape".
Rapists. Not rapers.
110-won't that bring up ********** ****?
124- It was never here
Thank you for clarifying that ";)" twice, in fact does mean 'double wink'.
Dolphins won't harm you
I think overcoming a fear is a good activity for a honeymoon. For me, it creates a sense of security between the couple. What am I talking about? I'm not married; I don't know what I'm talking about :) But seriously, I would rather overcome a fear with my new husband than stay in the hotel the whole time.
Just watch Flipper. You will live Dolphins after that.
Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time
Oh, i'm shore she will.
Her husband will dolphinately make sure of that.
They're doing SEA animal puns. -_-
That was a bit shellfish of them.
You get no say in choosing where you go on your honeymoon? Isn't it your money too?
it could have been given to her by her parents or in laws.
84 - They were merely clarifying that the OP's is a "surprise honeymoon", which implies it was a gift from someone. No one stated ALL honeymoons are gifts; I believe most couples normally pay and plan their own unless they are very fortunate.
If it involves aquatic animals like that, wouldn't there be a beach nearby that you could enjoy instead?
With those fears, the beach isn't the best place, haha
Yeah but at least on the beach she isn't in the water where she can come in contact with those 3 things
That's true. She can just tell her husband (in a non-bitchy way like some women do) that she's terrified of dolphins, sharks and whales and if they can just spend it in the hotel or the beach.
Then don't swim with the dolphins...?
Not sure why this got thumbed down, seeing as OP said it "involves" swimming with dolphins that implies that it is not the entire honeymoon. OP: Either face your fears with your new life partner or skip out on that part.
Do you /have/ to go swimming with the marine life? Try fighting your fears. You probably wont regret it.. Unless a shark bites off your leg but that's unlikely to happen.
And judging by your picture, I'm guessing a little foreplay too, shark.
Good thing I'm not human then.
I agree, I don't think it'd be regretted. I swam with dolphins a few years ago and while I was a little scared at first, it was an AMAZING experience. It can seem scary but they are quite harmless creatures in most cases.
It is sort of scary at first. But what can help OP, is; if there are Dolphins, there are no sharks around. I think what scared me most at first was the fish.... I am terrified of 'swarming' creatures, so while we snorkelled the boat captain decided to give someone the fish food to swim around with. That was terrifying at first, but the beauty of it sort of smooths out the want to get out of the water as long as the food keeps a bit of a distance.
^ I totally understand what you're saying
Be very very rough the night before and scratch your husband. That way of they attack they will go after him, since it was his idea to bring you somewhere you are afraid to go.
Only in pornos.
At least all three aren't in one big tank for you to swim in.
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Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?
Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time