Surprise!

By SwimmingInFear - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Havertown

Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is: it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales, and sharks. FML
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monkeybanana 7

Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?

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OAAS 0

Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time

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nofearjenshere 12

I hope your husband/wife didn't know about this fear before planning it. If they did then you married an asshole.

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LaughinStock 16

Jen you didn't read the FML did you? See kids this is why skimming is sometimes bad. :)

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nancyschmancy 9

Hmm laughingstock, I think Jen's post is perfectly legit. Or is there some invisible message there that only you can see?

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LaughinStock 16

Oh 61 you didn't get the backstage VIP FML app? :-/ LOL yeah sorry I failed on that one :(

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STFUGTFO 6

Lucky. Personally I love dolphins. Although they can be dangerous. You'll overcome your fear and you'll end up loving those goofy bastards :) Sharks on the other hand...

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zachlibby 4

Once you start swimming with them, you'll want to do it again.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

its a step by step process of conquering your fears. first swim with the dolphins. then when you reach comfort in that graduate to whales and finally swimming with the sharks. you can do it OP!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Because dolphins are ******* evil. Don't believe me? Watch the Simpsons. They speak the truth! It won't be zombies taking over, it'll be dolphins! And I'll be ready with my tuna scented traps.

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rattusrattus 18

Don't bother about the Simpsons, just read the entry in the Encylopedia Britannica. Dolphins may look cute, but they can be quite vicious. ... We're not really helping the OP here, are we...

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Alex1014 0

You're luck the dolphins are invited to the actual wedding

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_Peppermint_ 34

Hopefully the whole trip isnt revolving around just swimming with dolphins. Just have your new bubby hold you, it's a honeymoon, correct?

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Snafuusmc 12

Gotta overcome your fears man.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I don't blame you. Dolphins are frightening, especially if you see one do a double-backwards somersault through a hoop whilst whistling The Star Spangled Banner. Then you know you're ******.

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