Surprise!

By SwimmingInFear - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Havertown

Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is: it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales, and sharks. FML
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monkeybanana 7

Wouldn't your spouse know that about you?

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OAAS 0

Don't worry, OP, you'll have a whale of a time

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katakoto 4

I guess dolphin therapy gets rid of your fear.

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bmxking210 3

Hey I agree. Dolphins are scary af. They kill sharks. They might seem friendly but if you piss them off, they're dangerous as hell. As my friend said earlier they're like the mob.

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Kridurha 2

Oh, and dolphins rape people. Just a fact.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

What about sharks? *grabs harpoon* This is on a need to know basis. *eyes FMLShark*

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lepuppykicker 15

That made me think of King of the Hill.

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SluggerJ 7

Well it's time to face your fears OP.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Damn. I need to quit being so hasty about commenting. ...here come the thumb-downs. *runs for cover*

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nancyschmancy 9

It doesn't sound like your husband researched your surprise honeymoon very well. It would seem to me, if you didn't plan it excitedly together, he would have been darn sure it was something you had said you dreamed of doing.

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mjew 7

You have a serious case of puss-itis.

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tash4220 0

Whoa! He totally gets you! Erm... it's not too late to back out now..

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nancyschmancy 9

How do you know it's not too late? Most surprise honeymoons are revealed after the wedding has taken place.

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krewer21 1

Remember, dolphins are another mammal that like to have sex for fun, maybe you'll find a horny one and get some Ooooohhhh time that hubby can't provide!

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perdix 29

I've heard of that package deal. After the dolphin swim, they take you to a cave infested with rats and snakes and make you stand up and give a speech -- public speaking? Aaaaaiiieeeeee!!!

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