By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 07:29 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
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sarah2144 14

Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.

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thawny_fml 21

I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.

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sarah2144 14

Well, at least you got a good workout! Haha.

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Sexy_Kisses14 8

It's called a cab :p

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thawny_fml 21

I bet you were pretty tired after that flat effort.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

The key is to plan ahead so you don't lock like an idiot.

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Awkward_Science 2

She should've run flat-out back to her car for the keys, or she could've been in some Jeep trouble!

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karamman 5

I know how you feel man I've been locked out plenty of times. That's why I've taught myself how to break in and climb through my backyard windows.

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NothernNightmare 18

You must be an expert at sneaking back in after a long night of partying, huh?

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karamman 5

I make sure the side door is open if I'm going out :) Wouldn't wanna climb through windows at 2 am and drunk that's for sure

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MissMae93 23

First comment on FML? Way to make an impact.

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supportcommand 17

I was thinking the same thing. Must be a newbie and just had to make a comment.

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pradip 26

not many people go out with extra house keys

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Warden1986 16

It's called roadside assistance. Try it sometime.

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neilykins 29

Some people can't afford roadside assistance.

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TheDrifter 23

Switch insurance companies, many offer it at little or no extra cost.

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mollysticks 10

Like a good neighbour, State Farm is here.

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JustDerpin 11

With a giant stuffed panda!

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celine21_fml 0

Well that escalated quickly

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emeraldisle 30

I can't tell you how many times I've left my keys in my car. Sorry OP. You're not the only one.

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smilepatrol 7

I wouldn't have thought to leave my keys in the car, desperate people would still steal it.

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j_cat187 19

It would be funnier if you walked back and your car was towed.

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