By woodless - 09/12/2012 15:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML
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NoOneCaresReally 8

You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!

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xactownife 7

She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o

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NoOneCaresReally 8

You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!

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Airman1988 9

Next she is going to be collecting all the pairs of animals for this ark she is building. I know where she can find a few jackasses.

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mynamesnoah 6

Heheh. Mynamesnoah.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Watch when the world decides to end with termites.

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imaginaryvoice 18

It's the end of the world, so you decide to build a boat? Unless her boat can withstand all end of the world possibilities, I'm not sure I follow this.

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N3766 20

I thought it will be zombie apocalypse, not just a flood....

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oj101 33

Everyone thought Noah was crazy at first, so get the hell on her boat!

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xactownife 7

She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o

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Stealthed 8

I'd question the structural integrity of a boat built by someone who cut up the family dining table for "wood". Better let her test it first I think.

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woodless_fml 9

#2, You are right, she doesn't, but until today she has been "analyzing the movie 2012 on how to survive and thinks that a boat is the best way" FML

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wickedninja918 1

If I were you I'd tell her to go to the nearest home depot.

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Bibliovore 26

#15 -- Not to mention someone who took the legs but left the big flat table part. *wry grin*

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Save a good two-by-four to smack her the next time that she tries to come into your house.

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NzaHaFML 13

You should tell her that another part of the Mayan calendar was found

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camsterjoe 12

But it only applies to those that haven't chopped up furniture.

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tigerisabelle 31

#9 - She should say that it only applies to those who aren't insane. Cuz, y'know... she's insane LOL

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equin0xx 6

Oh so thats what she ment when she said she wanted your dad's wood last night!

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MrForgetable 0

Hahaha, I laughed my ass off! Thanks for making my day!

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malfanese 6

Guess she really needed some wood... Too bad she wanted yours.

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Skinwalker131 5

Well at least you'll never worry about a flood...

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gmaniac93 7

HAHA lol your moms psycho!!!

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lilhellian 26

Sigh.. *bang* Put him back in the woodwork.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Is it completely necessary for a "haha" and an "lol" to follow each other like that?

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CharresBarkrey 15

78 - Really? You are moms psycho?

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BunchieRules 31

I sea what you did there. Unfortunately, in the case of a flood, I don't think OP wood want to put his life in the hands of his crazy mom.

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BunchieRules 31

32 - Apologies. I obviously didn't know what I was talking a-boat. I now predict a tidal wave of thumbs down.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Why didn't sea just ask me? I Noah guy who wood help her out.

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mercsl65 7

Haha I just read the post with the woods and seas an whatnot. Funny! U made my face move

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LolFMLnot 10

The world is not gonna end. Once your mom realizes that you can have a laugh about it with your dad

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