By almostkilledmyself - 29/12/2012 07:30 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized something: when other people are drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML
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tehaustiebear 34

That's pretty... Shocking.

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tehaustiebear 34

That's pretty... Shocking.

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iop330 22

Bet OP felt sparky after that night out.

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SPRKY 6

You're putting the wrong kind of 'wire' in your mouth. You don't want THAT one to explode on your tongue, it could leave a huge mess or regrets the next day.

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sens3sfailing 24

are you trying to insinuate the only thing drunk people are good for are blow jobs?

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llamafish 25

It does work, but only the extremely determined idiots can kick themselves out of the gene pool. We have created an environment which caters to stupidity, therefore they technically qualify as "fit to survive".

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scarperwins 1

So then explain to me how it does work? You just contradicted yourself...

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Jordath_Fil 11

Ok 70 so here is how evolution works. In an environment, certain attributes or behaviors or what have you are beneficial; some are detrimental. I work with S. aureus and penicillin so the ones that randomly acquire penicillin resistance become more 'fit' to survive in their environment. The ones that do not have this gene for resistance will die and not have representation in successive generations. As for the previous comment about this being a society geared toward stupidity so idiots thrive (I paraphrased sue me) it does make sense. Being an "idiot" that is capable of working the system can spend more energy reproducing (making more representatives) than an intelligent individual who works and ends up supporting the first idiot. So you see the better 'fit' is found with the "idiot" because they are able to reproduce at a higher rate. Edit: if I have strayed from the answer please forgive me.

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Pleonasm 35

Your uninhibited self wants to cut you out of the genepool... I'd watch out for that bastard if I were you.

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kittytub 12

that's re-volting, op.

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iop330 22

We really need to amp up the jokes now...

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perdix 29

We could keep people aware of current events. We could charge people, potentially, if we could overcome their resistance and transform their lives.

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SPRKY 6

OP put the wrong kind of "wire" in their PIE hole. They'll have to be careful, because they definitely wouldn't want THAT cord to explode in there mouth. It could lead to a big mess and a few regrets. OP, next time just pull your wire.

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decidedlyvague 11

Sprky... You posted the same reply under two different comments. Even for a person with a name like sprky, that's pretty shocking.

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SPRKY 6

Yeah I noticed- It didn't show up the first time, put too much effort into it the second time. Comment FAIL! Sorry guys

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Stefan1994 7

I had a dog that did that once. You're not a dog are you OP?

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peppermintpink 11

Did the dog get drunk and electrocute itself??? *wonders*

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spaboolly 26

On the plus side, there won't be any embarrassing photos of you dancing around and making out with people on facebook the next morning. I can't imagine what kind of uninhibited impulse would make you want to chew electrical cords though. That has to be a new one.

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breakingbad_fml 27

There will be embarrassing photos of him chewing electrical cords on Facebook. Somehow I don't think that's any better.

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cameron194 9

And not to mention that one of these nights she goes drinking and ends up killing herself because she was too drink and stupid to realize what the **** she's doing.. Yea I think I'd take the embarrassing photos I've the alternative.. Your dumb for even pointing that out spabooly.. And if I was OP I probably wouldn't be drinking much in the near future.. And if I did I'd make sure everything in the house was unplugged first :/

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senor_awesome 14

45- Spaboolly was making a joke. You don't have be an ass about it.

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1dvs_bstd 41

You lucky sumbitch. They would have taken you ohm in a casket! Did it hertz?

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superrocket19 17

I think I can tell this guy is black. Sorry, didn't mean to be racist, but you set yourself up for it

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VoiceMail 12

Are you secretly a pet rodent that learned how to use the computer? : D

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AhmandahAnarchy 5

OMG! I'm so glad you said this! Foamy is the SHIT!

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Um..why? Have you suddenly turned into a dog that likes to chew on things?

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