By FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP - 01/11/2013 18:38 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML
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toalysium 15

I read it and thought, "Please don't let this be in the US..." Pleasantly surprised.

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hghrider123456 9

In the country of Iowa, Nelson Mandela is the antichrist

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toalysium 15

I read it and thought, "Please don't let this be in the US..." Pleasantly surprised.

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puggypark 14

At least you guys have something to discuss. My family on the other hand, we just eat silently. No one talks.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Whenever I saw OP was from Canada it instantly made me think of Trailer Park Boys.

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zRatio 6

13...Whats this sitting down at a table thing you do?

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awilliams44 9

Isn't that right by New Zealand? Haha Jaykay my brother thinks psalms in the bible says possums :/

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Pwn17 25

Oh em gee, I can't believe you said something like that.

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koningmax 7

Maybe it is because English isn't my first language, what does jaykay mean? if i'd have to guess, it means joking??

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cmayer 20

And it's actually supposed to be the acronym "JK" for just kidding, not spelled out.

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mFUNdo21 17

el oh el I can't believe you totes just said jaykay

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XAndrea_MalikX 16

I don't even know what you're trying to say .. New Zealand isn't even mentioned in this FML, and neither is the Bible ..

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Laeffy 19

He was making a joke that the 'country of Iowa' is next to New Zealand

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DedicatedNova 13

Something is wrong with your family.

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hghrider123456 9

In the country of Iowa, Nelson Mandela is the antichrist

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

Chronic fatigue syndrome is not real there I hear.

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martin8337 35

And in the country of New York, Al Sharpton is the antichrist.

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CocaColaPepsi 13

Ya family dinners suck unless you're part of the Full House family!

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clevercake 21

Ah families. Where all the pent up crazy hides.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Iowa, My favorite album from SlipKnoT

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IworkAt711 14

Although I agree, this is completely unrelated.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Iowa is the connection. ..

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MrSassypants 33

#19 It is still unrelated. It would be like me saying "I went to Iowa once and I was pelted with potatoes by civilians." Yeah, both involve Iowa but it would still be unrelated.

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SierraaaNicoleee 26

#37, it'd most likely be corn we pelt at you.

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MrSassypants 33

#53 That's what I thought what would happen, but potatoes were thrown instead. :(

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TheCaramelKing 11

Hey, at least you seem sane.

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misspulkadot24 17

Coming from a crazy, psycho family, I can say I feel for you. It's like being in a circus, except not fun and you can never leave.

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Wizardo 33

Being nice and kind all the time does things to the mind... dark and evil things.

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