Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to...

By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

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By disgusted - 16/03/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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Pleasant smell

By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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To the window, to the wall

By Kim - 17/07/2020 23:01

Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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ALK31 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:38

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.

Samael_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:39

That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?

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shalvius 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:36

yummy :D omg

tofuzoo52 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 1:38

bubbles... lmao

lovemysnubber 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:40

um a guy is using a loofah?

AlexisSilver 10

Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:58

^^ exactly what i was thinking! GAY

LittleMissLady 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 10:32

Just a fun fact for you OP... look at the tag at the next loofah you buy. It says to replace it every 30 days.... YDI for not replacing your nasty loofah.

Applesarefum 9

Wednesday 11 June 2014 21:54

#70 #72 how does that make him gay?? I use a loofah when I shower.

ALK31 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:38

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.

Samael_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:39

That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?

itsbriiibaby 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:40

that's so wrong. didn't it look/smell dirty? especially after cleaning up after four guys!!

drybamboo 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:51

You need one of those little baskets to carry to and from the bathroom. When I had roommates, the only personal things I left in there were tampons. Also, your roommate is gross.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:07

Revenge time! I think you should be using their bed linen as toilet paper... or take a shit in 4 seperate bags and hide one in each of their rooms. Alternatively you could just get them drunk and passed out, and then either fart in their mouths, rub your ass on their faces or put your balls/dick in their mouths.

mariluvs 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 5:19

that wuld b good revenge!!!XD

RenoEnvy 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:14

Revenge would be using their toothbrush to clean the toilette, after you've used it... as in USED IT, USED IT. They'll be cleaning their teeth with poopy! =) Sorry that happened to you. =(

knotyersn 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:20

wooow. cook em a pot of soup and throw the loofah in for seasoning. and #6, it would be so hard to shit in 4 separate bags. i would shit in their shoes

skankamaggot 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:23

Seriously, you should replace your loofa every couple of months anyway. Think of all the dead skin living in that thing. You know, besides the fecal matter.