Hoo would do such a thing?

You should've let him handle it owl by himself. Owl he needs is a little self control.

This owl pun is a tawny bit barn-y.

He needs a better owlet for his anger.

These puns are pure gold

Yeah they sure are a hoot!

owl hunt him down for you

he shouldnt have get into a browl.... over an owl...

howly shit! hope you two are owlright!

Wowl. I didn't think these puns would make me laugh so hard!!

Sounds like the brother had a real hoot, that is until he ended up spending owl night in jail.

It must be nice for him to know that you'll owlways be there for him!

Owl bet he has snow friends now. He is probably tawny apart. Owl would have don't the same thing as him.

is he owlways this short tempered?

Some of these puns are a real hoot, but some of these are just owlful!

Owl the Kings horses and owl the Kings men...

He probably fought a mouse, a shrew or perhaps Simon Cowell. Y'know, 'cause everyone [else] is fond of owls. (I hope anybody gets this.)

There's owls in your dressing room.

owls in your gravy.

Sometimes you just gotta wing it!

R.I.P. Hedwig :'(

Nope. That'd be Scotland.Everyone knows that the Scottish are tough and love to fight. But you tend to be tough in a country where the thistles are waist high and no one's invented trousers.

Absolutely not.

Too hard.

You tried a bit too hard