Miscellaneous: Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean...

By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 211

You deserved it 6 931

Watch out for the New Year
It's time to say goodbye to the current year, but when the goodbye goes wrong, it's a different story. Be careful, you might want to stay at home. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 122

You deserved it 3 135

By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 752

You deserved it 35 455

Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 900

You deserved it 11 473

Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 017

You deserved it 9 308

Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 188

By singing

By Ramb0 - 21/12/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - Christchurch

Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 780

You deserved it 2 175

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 221

You deserved it 3 263

By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 14:30

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 756

You deserved it 961

By Ihatecleaning - 14/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out from the doctor that I have a concussion. Was it from a wicked sports injury? No, my idiot brother decided to judo kick the door open while I was on the floor vacuuming the front carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 286

You deserved it 545

By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 096

You deserved it 4 806

Kamon97 23

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:08

You had one job!

newzealand 28

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:12

I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!

Comments

Kamon97 23

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:08

You had one job!

cumberbunny 17

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:17

Bad luck Brian.

glabberfasted 16

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:26

7 - Briana* OP is a girl :)

JMichael 25

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:47

And it wasn't cleaning her room.

jazzmin1997 16

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:09

You tried *star*

energizerbunny23 18

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:11

It's a sign you should clean your room another day

swaggalikethat 22

Saturday 26 April 2014 19:48

No, that's a sign you should never clean your room

LuluRichards 20

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:11

Well you tried, many have walked the path of productive-room-tidying, and many have failed...

newzealand 28

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:12

I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!

Tbearshy 16

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:16

Lazy sub conscious

mattybstacks 8

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:18

On the bright side, you don't have to clean your room anymore.

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:23

Sounds like something I would do....being clumsy sucks....I feel ya OP.

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:27

Bringing laziness to a new level. Good job, OP.

Vanshikap 24

Saturday 26 April 2014 13:31

Haha. OP its a sign. ur room doesn't want to be cleaned. give up now,before you get hurt worse.

Keywords

Work Embarrassing Messy Miscellaneous Kids Awkward Christmas Family Annoying Health Holidays Relatable Hair Haircut Gifts Money Lonely Cars Parents Drunk Ironic Love Intimacy Sex I need your advice Social Media Technology Weird Am I overreacting? Break-ups

The Top

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 528

You deserved it 15 073

Today, I was told by my doctor I should start eating meat again after two years of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after my first turkey sandwich, I was told that my body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled my stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 870

You deserved it 16 679

The Top

Today, because my fiancé is criminally incompetent at budgeting, I'm now having to pay the first installment for my own wedding ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 578

You deserved it 4 472

Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 353

You deserved it 6 135

Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 101

You deserved it 2 678

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 275

You deserved it 47 996

Today, the parking shuttle for work pulled away right as I was walking up to it. I was late to work. For the second day in a row. FML

I agree, your life sucks 438

You deserved it 714

Today, I ended up in the hospital due to a severe acid reflux attack. I knew I had acid reflux for years, but was never allowed to get it checked out. Why? My dad told me I was too young to have it and that I was making it up. I now have to see a specialist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 171

You deserved it 275