Nice

By happypineapple - 17/07/2014 03:31 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML
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RageWolf16 31

It's okay my dad owns the penis bone of a walrus

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Sandsh8rk 36

I must applaud you, that was an intelligent and really well thought out comment.

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Volcan_fml 22

And freedom to vote down.

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Flowtastic 16

And freedom to follow the rules... Since ya know we are all pointing out the obvious rather than commenting on the FML rather than adding to the thread.. Though "eww" does seem rather appropriate for it. If people expect others to show wit and intelligence rather than their thoughts they should be looking at comments on the NY Times or some other more important piece of articles not FML.

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Audem_fml 27

You guys are overreacting don't you think ? :) My comment sums up our first thoughts I would say, it's worth every word ^^

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colton_colton 50

I agree w/ you people need to calm down over an FML comment

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amansingh 8

yes, please keep your drama to yourself. I'm sure we've all got lots of it on our own platter(s).

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IStoleTheCookies 16

Shout out to Australia, the way she go down under!

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colton_colton 50

Well that's just lovely

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RageWolf16 31

It's okay my dad owns the penis bone of a walrus

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AlakSwift 6

There is no bone in the penis... Might wanna check again.

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JJ_86 22

Actually most mammals have bone in penis. And walrus has one of the biggest. Unlucky us xD

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asnakelovinbabe 16

It's called a Baculum.

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Osyx 20

#60 You might wanna check your info again.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

#63 I heard from one of my friends that squirrels have pretty big ones too..horrendously big for the size of their bodies. I'm just glad I wasn't in the same class as she was in.

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Asher_X 15

That sucks balls. Or should I say that rubs balls?

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Asher_X 15

Damn... Is FML having a Downvotepocalypse or something?

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magickitten 26

You should know by now - you're not allowed to have any kind of sense of humour on FML comments.... (Down voting commences in 3...2...1...)

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

I bet the sales person got a kick out of that one. That's pretty embarrassing though, I'd hop on a train and move away.

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Awnonymous 4

I'm sure it scarred you for life. FYL indeed.

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FMLkoala 28

I have a kangaroo ******** bottle opener.

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fsomelife 26

Coming from a koala this is unexpected. To say the least.

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FMLkoala 28

Oh we hate kangaroos. They also taste nice you should have a kangaroo burger.

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91hayek 31

I have reread your comment about twelve times and I'm still chuckling. Good show #23!

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TupniTuptuo 29

I can't help but picture a koala staring down a kangaroo while opening a beer with a kangaroo ******** bottle opener.

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cakefete2 30

Well, at least we know the kangaroo wouldn't do anything. He wouldn't have the balls to start a fight.

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