Miscellaneous: Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By sadness - 29/11/2010 18:58 - South Africa

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

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You deserved it 4 050

By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.

LifelessStars 22

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.

Comments

LifelessStars 22

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

They're just another waste of oxygen. Keep your head up.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 14 September 2015 1:31

That's when you get up and royally kick their ass.

XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

I hope whatever was on your plate ended up in his face.

brenton490 19

Monday 14 September 2015 1:58

Or just let them know that you're crying because your eyes hurt from glancing at them.

FitFriday 32

Tuesday 15 September 2015 8:44

Or go up to them and say at least my personality isn't as ****-ugly as yours

lvg_fml 10

Monday 14 September 2015 0:10

Both assholes. Sorry you have a lot of stuff going on that's making you cry look for somebody better though who can support you through those times

jqmalang 17

Monday 14 September 2015 0:15

Woah, you better have stopped liking that guy on spot after what he said. That's just cold. Sorry OP.

OysterPearls 33

Monday 14 September 2015 0:15

People who feel the need to put down others to make themselves look better are the ugliest people of all, OP. I hope things get better for you soon.

hastisc 2

Monday 14 September 2015 8:59

It depends on the circumstances, i.e. if they killed your family and you cut off their dick and they're crying from pain, feel free to laugh; if you're laughing at some random person crying in the cafeteria, than you deserve nothing more than hell

PandaSmile 24

Monday 14 September 2015 0:16

Talk to someone at uni OP. The student support teams can be really helpful if you are feeling stressed out! It gets better, keep going :)

megansheeran 21

Monday 14 September 2015 0:17

Anyone who treats you like that is not worth having feelings for. Don't let them get you down, OP. I'm sure you're beautiful inside and out.

cooltatgar 31

Monday 14 September 2015 0:17

I guess you don't like him anymore now.

Aquila_Umbrae 26

Monday 14 September 2015 0:27

Assholes will be assholes

mads_fml 7

Monday 14 September 2015 0:34

Who the hell is that mean and immature in college? Don't mind them, OP! In the meantime is there counseling you can go to help with the crap going on?