I'm innocent!

By ostfae - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 209
You deserved it 2 334
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Top comments

aback 4

And she has way too high an opinion of herself.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night Then punch him in the jeans

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tyhillman 0

Hit the gym and kick his ass seabass!

11 2
AlexZB 0

then tell him that she's your neighbor, i don't see the problem unless of course, you are a huge pussy

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bobhope125 0

you deserve it for not hitting it she should be ur bitch not his dont be a bitch

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Stupidpoorpeople 0

I agree with #32, why are you on fml when you could just tell him you're her neighbour? afraid of being social? pussy.

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rabidbacon 0

Some guys get off on acting tough in front of their girlfriends, I have known bullies like this and if you tried to explain, he and his friends will jump you. That's how some douche bags are.

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Thecommish 0

Kick his ass - even if he's a big guy. You may get your ass kicked but so what? You'll live. If not he'll go to jail or a very long time.

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MamaChey 24

That’s horrible advice, lol

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mike1921 0

Tell him the situation and if he attacks you please try to take him down, jealous ****.

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aback 4

And she has way too high an opinion of herself.

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FireFlie07 20

Why don't you just tell her you're gay and live three doors down from her?

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maddi27 0

that might not work word gets round quick in schools

3 1
mello_love 0

Wow, she thinks she's special, huh?

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