By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 05:30 - Canada - Campbell River
The Top
By cutup - 11/07/2012 17:54 - United States - Gainesville
By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 05:05 - United States - San Diego
Public freakout
By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States
Split second
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By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States
Strange flex, but OK
By Jpah - 24/06/2009 00:08 - United States
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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 01:29 - United States
Welcome home!
By dumb - 02/06/2009 15:33 - United States
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oldshitnewshit tells us more.
By ewww - 03/12/2009 05:59 - United States
By cricketsins - 11/08/2013 07:28 - United States - Smyrna
cricketsins tells us more.
OP here! Just to clarify: Waves knock people off their feet easily. We weren't lazy, we just didn't want to walk barefoot through a place covered with broken beer bottles and vomit. We couldn't break the window because the van had an alarm system, plus it was a nice van and we didn't want to harm it - especially if we were perfectly capable of walking to the hotel and dealing with it the next day.
Trance
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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By facepalmshroomer - 07/02/2009 23:24 - United States
Forgetting something?
By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States
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By dagreatpumpkin - 02/10/2012 18:48 - United States
dagreatpumpkin tells us more.
The pumpkin was for a contest. It weighed in at over 500 LBS. No-one was hurt by it being in the intersection, only vehicle damage. Cuplrits have been found and charged with Meyham, 2 counts of Grand Theft (one for the pumpkin, and one for a forklift), Criminal Trespass, and Vandalism. Cinderella, didn't make it to the ball.
By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada
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By geez_wth - 06/05/2012 11:54 - United States - Hanford
kissandcontrol01 tells us more.
This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
That's how I roll
By StellaSanguina - 09/10/2009 03:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:54 - Finland - Vanda
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Looking at the comments I see we've got some seriously mixed opinions about me. So, first off: Hi, I'm Juniper, I'm 23 and I'm in art school in the US. I have never tried LSD or any other kind of "hardcore" drug before this. My friend had some tabs that he had used before and asked me if I wanted to try it. I agreed, only after doing extensive research, and determining that the risk was one I was willing to take. During that research, I stumbled across some beautiful works of people who had done art under the influence and thought perhaps I could have some fun trying that as well. I'm an art student and always open to new things. My parents were also hardcore hippies back in the day, and they've told me about their psychedelic experiences. I knew my risks. I have no plans to take LSD again, although I'm not currently suffering any adverse effects aside from water tasting kinda metallic for the next 24 hours (this took place about a week ago.) And the FML is actually not entirely true, but exaggerated for comedic effect. The paranoia and muttering did not last the entire time, only about 15-30 minutes. My entire trip lasted about 9-10 hours. One of my friends decided to remove the easel when she saw that it was making me upset. I think its large, angled presence in the room was off-putting. I actually spent the majority of my time having a good trip, my friends took great care of me. And despite not touching my canvas, I made some radical drawings. I did my research, I knew my risks, I set myself up responsibly. I'm not looking for sympathy or support– I just thought I'd share my kinda funny story. Those of you who are calling me an idiot are entitled to your opinions, but you're not insulting a wall. I'm a human being that makes choices for myself. Those of you who abstain from drugs, you should be proud! That's wonderful and healthy, but please allow and do not judge me for my own choices. My experimental phase is not harmful or offensive to you. And to my fellow art junkies: I wasn't expecting to create a masterpiece, this was for fun. I'm a learning artist!