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Don't shoot the messenger
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By BirthdayGirl - 24/07/2009 18:13 - United States
Sirquo tells us more.
Alright, I'm the OP, and I left because I had a migraine and wanted to go lay down. I brought the cake inside and plopped it on the counter, since my parents said they would put it away. I did NOT have a party, and alright, my life sucks because I wanted an ice cream cake. I have no life, I have no friends, make you guys happy?
Overbearing girlfriend
By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany
By spilum_endalaust - 20/05/2009 13:24 - United States
spilum_endalaust tells us more.
Hey, I did check my final schedule, I just happened to switch the time and day for Calculus and Anatomy. My fault definitely, but still not fun when you realize you're going to be late for an exam you didn't study for.
By T4K3R5 - 06/07/2009 08:11 - United States
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Okay im just going to say this now so everyone will get this. I have my OWN bank account that no one has access too accept me. I opened it when i was like 16 and got my first job. I saved the $4000 in a separate account that was in my moms name before i was 16, which i got just from mowing lawns and stuff. So Everyone stop saying "Well your dumb, that's your fault for letting your mom have access to your account". Also im not going to get into details, but it wasn't really my sisters fault, so i don't blame her. My sister and my mom have helped me out with a lot of things too.
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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States
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:l Apparently it wasnt a good Idea to let know my grandparents that people thought they were awesome cause of their public stunt....