By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States
The Top
By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States
Tonight, on First Dates…
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel
You were warned
By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Austin
By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville
Slippin' up
By why - 14/03/2014 23:23 - United States - San Francisco
By LeaveHimAlone - 30/12/2013 04:23 - United States - Elkridge
By really? - 13/04/2013 09:21 - United States
Eau de toilette
By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States
I'm confused
By confusedbagel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles
By gmarina789 - 27/01/2011 11:28 - United Kingdom
gmarina789 tells us more.
By FallingNinjaa - 02/05/2014 00:07 - United States - Tampa
FallingNinjaa tells us more.
OP here. I don't use this site enough to know that I needed an account to reply... I'm a barber. We're all independent contractors and we don't make money unless we're physically working. I make good money and have no intention of quitting; my problem with my coworkers getting stoned is that customers have an unnecessary wait time when they should be able to be served immediately, and when they do come back in, it looks bad on everyone as a whole for them to smell like that on the clock - an no, they're perfumes aren't cloaking it. The boss knows they smoke, she knows they smoke on the clock, but when anyone tells her that someone is being lax, her response is "well more money for you, then." Again, that's not the problem I'm having. I actually like my job, and I want customers to actually have a good experience when they're there. With what my coworkers are doing, they're not. Also, it's an independent store. There is no HR, no corporate, just the woman who owns the business itself - she's the only boss.
By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States
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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester
TMI
By Grossedouttt - 04/07/2009 04:18 - United States
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By Anonymous - 07/10/2013 15:03 - United States - Houston
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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills
Hard knock life
By rockytrolley - 08/10/2014 09:01 - Cyprus
By anon - 16/02/2014 12:56 - Australia - Kingston
By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 04:47 - United States - North Port
By NickJJ - 16/05/2014 02:34 - Canada - Toronto
By jealouspussy - 20/02/2013 06:55 - United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 21:23 - United States - Annandale
New fragrance just dropped
By lavenderpiss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - North Adelaide
Channelling GG Allin
By dudeyouarefired - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States
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Hey guys, thanks for posting all your comments, I have read them all. Firstly i'd like to say that epilepsy is a condition that can't be helped, so i'm kind of stuck with it and its not necessarily genetic. I am proud of who I am and I wouldn't change who I am even if I could. Secondly, I did tell my ex that I had epilepsy, I told him straight away so he was aware of my condition; to not tell him would have been unfair. Thirdly thanks to all the people who understand what its like and have written messages of support, I really appreciate it. To those who have written 'negative' comments, you are entitled to your own opinion, just don't share it with me. Being called a 'spaz' or saying that 'i'm sick' or 'not normal' is uncalled for. I'm currently studying Medicine at Birmingham Uni to try and help those like me, and all i'm going to say is how ironic would it be if one of you who have said i'm 'not normal' came into a hospital where I was working and I saved your life...I guess you wouldn't be saying stuff then. Again, thanks for all the positive comments :)