By FourKnees - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States
The Top
Say it, don't spray it
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By noreia - 06/10/2013 04:11 - Hong Kong - Central District
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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States
By xXx - 16/10/2009 08:20 - United States
Do you remember the first time?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States
Grammy award winner
By blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown
By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 19:47 - United States - Simi Valley
By lostwife - 22/11/2011 16:20 - United States
Knowledge is power
By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach
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By mousiepie - 02/05/2014 09:36 - United States - San Francisco
mousiepie tells us more.
well, it was a contracting job. I've had weak wrists all my life but I normally just wear wrist braces and I do just fine. I hadn't wanted to say anything but also having still been new, I figured the bulk of the pain was from the repetitive motions from a 12 hour shift and that once I had been there a while, most of the pain would disappear. When my coworkers noticed the pain from my hands not working properly they suggested the nurse and I asked if she can provide a wrist wrap. They then said I needed to talk to my supervisor before the nurse and being a medical facility, they stated that they can't say they care about saving lives and the safety of the employees if they allow me to get hurt. They then directed me to my contracting supervisor who stated they will find a clerical type job for me. I just felt lame for the fact that for once I was told I couldn't perform a job because I might injure myself. :/ I appreciate the support and kindness though. Thank you.
Cravings
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bay Shore
Stitched up
By Busted - 26/07/2010 12:26 - South Africa
By highfive - 17/10/2014 01:27 - United States - Dedham
By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 22:38 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 10:43 - United States - Kalamazoo
By imagrouch - 30/07/2013 14:25 - United States - Slippery Rock
Gullible
By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 16:01 - United States
kaylaclark tells us more.
wellll since you all must know I have curtains! But when it is sunny outside why close them? I didn't chat with him long enough to ask what time of day he watches me, but it's creepy at ALL times. And no, I probably won't get raped thankyouverymuch...having a creepy neighbor doesn't mean I'll be sexually assaulted :)
By seriously? - 27/05/2014 22:23 - United States - Manassas
By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 17:32 - United States
Gamergate 1.0
By Lucie - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn
By dumblond - 14/08/2009 17:01 - United States
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