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TwistedCherub1 tells us more.

TwistedCherub1 15

To answer a few questions: 1. I did make it to the bathroom. 2. Cameras are everywhere in a prison, see from all angles, and have incredible resolution. 3. From my post I have to go through a door which requires pushing a button, identifying myself to master control and waiting for them to release the lock. Then two crash gates where the operator can see me through the glass, then two more doors like the first. That's if I'm in the D-space and not the day room doing rounds, which would involve two more doors. No two doors in any corridor can be open at the same time, so I have to wait for each to close before the next can open.

icy_in_indiana tells us more.

icy_in_indiana 10

To those who said I'm selfish for saying FML, I was just following the conventions of the site. Trust me, the situation was awkward for me, but I so feel so much more sorry for the lady who called. She was meaning to call who I assume to be family or a friend to ask for toilet paper, but instead called the grocery store. I stayed on the line for a short while, but since we're not allowed to take personal calls at work, I had to refer her to someone else. I can only hope that she found someone to keep her company.

MissCommunicate tells us more.

MissCommunicate 0

I am only seventeen, and that's how I found out. My parents were then quick to give me the "talk".

zz4htt90p tells us more.

zz4htt90p 0

Well, if I had a house, I would have stored it all, but I used my inheritance to go to college. I was 19 and they offered to store it.