Ctrl alt delete

ya whenever i watch my softcore ****, my main turn on is the soothing sounds of the music. its like an instant boner.

the only reason they're checking you out is because if you really were watching ****, they'd keep it all to themselves. :S

Dang OP, couldn't wait till you got home for that?

Bro what music were you listening too??(

What's softcore ****? The only **** I've heard of is the stuff where they handcuff you to a bed and whip you with chains

So were you listening to like Justin beiber?

WTF were you listening to? Willow Smith? Well **** does make me want to whip my hair back and forth.

Hey. You should be suspended for listening to music that is so bad it reminds people of "Shitty soft core ****" Ugh. People these days.

bow chicka wah wah

Wait you're not allowed to watch **** at work?? Then why the privacy and comfortable chair. Just as long as your man goo doesn't hit the dude in the next cubicle it should be fine, just like masturbating on an airplane or on an elementary school playground.

dude! wtf is wrong with u?!

Well stop watching shitty soft-core ****...or plug some headphones so your co worker wont listen to disturbing noises.

I think your co-workers were just playing a joke on you, or maybe they don't like you very much and were trying to get you fired.

how do you message ppl? from your ipod on fml

I don't think that's possible but you do have your phone number in your info so I'm sure you have enough messages to worry about

^ maybe its not enough?

112- its not ilegal its frowned apon , lke masturebating on an airplane

^ redundant?

107- Brown chicken, brown cow

that's enough a you

This is where programming comes in handy. Deleting all **** files can be just a double click away. (Back them up on a pen-drive before this happens) And you can even write the programme in less than 60 seconds on something as basic as Notepad :D

28- you just made my day beiber sucks

The 2 girls one cup background song. That's why it's "shitty"

What they heard was Justin Bieber singing baby.

25- Please don't reply to my comment to make a retarded Justin Bieber joke. Thank you. :)

25 - i thought it was funny(:

28- shut the **** up.

Hey Matt, shut up.

50-shut the **** up I thought it was funny :)

The thought of Justin Bieber having anything to do with ****...*shrudders*

Wouldn't any **** it does be considered child ****?

Well, JB does moan in that song...

he more so squaks i thought

jb can't do ****, he hasn't hit puberty.

Probably playing JB but not "baby" he was probably playing "some buddy to love" Jajaja

...,who cares about JB anymore?

Little river band

Ohhh. Number two thinks his comment is special. Anyhow! That's why metal saves lives (and keeps from getting suspended from work)!

-50 you don't have to be a dick

I do **** u

LIAF CIPE

Niw cipe^

wtf ftw

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

^ Chappelles show reference!!!

Yes because letting the co-workers hear the music in HD will really solve op's problem.

He just meant earphones that will keep the ******* music in them, so that his co-workers WON'T hear it.

"Letting the co-workers hear the music in HD" "Hear the music in HD" "Music in HD" Lolwut.

******* music... Pun intended?

Sorry about that predestinedly-retarded comment. Was a little toked up on Marijuana.

You don't have to announce it to the world.

108-Yeah you do, it's in the rules.

He wasn't, he was just explaining why his comment was so ****** up.

?you should read the fml properly? the boss obv didnt hear the music.. and asking your boss if he got a boner is just plain stupid

This crossed my mind as well!

Twink ****?