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Show it anywayHow exactly can you avoid getting it in the cut?
Bleeding while cooking in a hospital... Isnt that like a biohazard or something?
Guys, she didn't get cut at the hospital. She got cut at home, but works at the hospital.
liquid skin?
15- The hospital has painkillers for people that need them. A little cut isn't shit compared to the real pain people experience
How bout putting some liquid bandages on it?
Liquid bandages could work. They hurt like motherfuckers at first but I would think they would keep bacteria and stuff out.
well ur in a hospital....ask a doc for a bandaid
11 - um, I believe she was cooking before her shift. That's kind of redundant
This whole thread of responses is painful to read. You can't just "steal" the pain killers nor do they really stop the sting, avoiding cleaning the cut means your hands aren't getting cleaned in that area, and you are supposed to still sanitize after taking the gloves off. All I can say is soap and water as often as possible.
Liquid bandage! Problem solved. Feel better :)
Liquid bandage stings like a bitch on open wounds
So does hand disinfectant.
Super glue the cut back. Not kidding. I have had friends do it on minor lacerations and it is okay. Just not a lot.
Yes, it stings like hell for a few seconds, but it's nothing compared to it stinging every 20 minutes.
Superglue works wonders
Huh. You learn something everyday I guess. That's pretty cool to know, but I hope I don't have to use it.
#199 In the hospital you use disinfectant before wearing gloves.
That sucks
Oh thank goodness, I was afraid I wouldn't get my daily dose of "GOTTER GIT FURST" comments.
It's more like a pain in the.....finger.
That's kind of why it's on FML.
Water proof bandages? They should have them in your hospital. Stick one over your cut and you're good to go :)
Do they make Dora ones?
I only use Dora bandages.
Would you let a nurse with a sweaty water proof dora bandage touch you? I don't think so buddeh
Idk I'm with 107... I would be skeptical to have a hospital employee with a potential germ infested bandaid touching me. Then again, every "water-proof" bandaid I've used hasn't been very reliable :/
A nice big cup of quit ypur bitching will fix that
i dont understand...you didnt at least put a bandaid on your cut from a kitchen knife? o_o
How in the world would OP find a bandaid? It's not like she works at a hospital.
Liquid bandaids? Where can I purchase such things?
MUST..GOOGLE ....LIQUID BAND AIDS.. NOWWW!
Target, Walmart, Kmart, drug stores. Pretty much anywhere they sell band-aids. It's in a little bottle :)
Ohhhh those hurt soo much!!! Just saying:P
you people who understand absolutely nothing about sanitation REALLY piss me off.
you people who understand absolutely nothing about sanitation REALLY piss me off.
hahaha, whoops
They should make some sort of latex shield for your hand to avoid getting anything on your cut... Oh wait that's right it's called a glove. To bad hospitals don't carry those.
She said hand sanitizer, and she isn't a surgeon. The alcohol is what burns, not soap and water
You know surgeons can have nurses to help them out, and soap does burn when you get it in a cut sometimes, either way she still has to sanitize her HANDS not her gloves. You wouldn't want a nurse to have dirty hands under sanitized gloves touching you, and the equipment while you were in a hospital now would you?
A nurse with dirty hands touching you? I think that's the plot line to lots of pornos
ejones - Everyone who comes into contact with any patient in the hospital is supposed to wear gloves AND use either soap and water or alcohol-based hand sanitiser before and after touching the patient. It makes no difference if that person is a nurse, doctor, or custodian.
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Liquid bandage! Problem solved. Feel better :)
Worst way to find out you have a paper cut; use purell.