Ouchie

By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 759
You deserved it 4 245
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

SoNotForYou 5

Liquid bandage! Problem solved. Feel better :)

105 1
ceilingfans 1

Worst way to find out you have a paper cut; use purell.

71 1

Comments

GoW_Chick 14

Hey at least you didn't cut your finger off, and are in the hospital to get it reattached instead of having to endure a little stinging sensation while working there.

16 11
iliketurdles 7

Little stinging sensation? OP begs to differ.

9 1
GoW_Chick 14

Better then missing the finger entirely, I was trying to look on the bright side of things.

7 5
JadeWalker 14

im pretty sure the people in the hospital r the one who hurt and op is just acting like a baby :/ sure knife cuts hurt but think of the othet people in the building.

2 14
allard 14

Pretty sure you missed the sarcasm.

17 0
poohbear1816 4

trust me the same thing just happened to me n i work at a clinic n i also use sanitizer hurts like a b****

4 10
KLH 1

I am sure having to constantly clean your hands with disinfectant requires taking off your gloves and it would probably take off a band-aid as well.

4 2
perdix 29

That means you have at least 24 applications of hand disinfectant ahead of you. If you're not good at math, I'm here to help. Do you want me to teach you some swear words in Latin to scream when you squirt your open wound?

17 2
moop256 10

She just needs too spit on her hands to disinfect them. Then if someone comes in with a cut finger lit a fag and burn their cut with to cauterize it. ;) *I'm a real doctor

4 1
dhardesty23 8

I'm sure docbastard has a quick solution to this problem

6 0
DocBastard 38

Yes I do - cyanoacrylate skin adhesive. There are various formulations that have been available in Europe for years.

9 0
j_cat187 19

Superglue, healing wounds since 1942

1 0
nocaduceus 0

If you don't have that, put a bandaid on and cover with tegaderm. Simple, waterproof, will last your shift. OP isn't a nurse (or else a new one) or else they'd know this, but ask one on the floor and they'll get you one. :)

0 0
Tdevonner 0

Hmm cyan? Is that why dermabong n other liquid stitches/bandades are blue/purple?

0 0
TexasMud 8

Finish the job, chop your hand off. Problem solved.

13 1
MeLuvBewbs 7

"la la la, I'm going to wash the forks and knives. MOTHER ---!"

5 13
teague95 16

OP said "while cooling" not while doing dishes

1 0
MeLuvBewbs 7

Well when she washes the dishes the soap and water. Duh. Some people only read and not think. Ofc I know she was cooking. But she can also be cleaning

1 5
Courtney_Sanders 6

104 - you sound like such an idiot right now..

3 2
CRC_101 31

She got the cut while cooking. Then, if she naively goes to wash the knives and forks later, the cut will sting again like a "MOTHER ---!" It's a hypothetical situation that we didn't follow.

2 1