By jobless - 16/05/2012 07:36 - United States - Groton

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
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loserboii 11

How did you not find this out earlier?

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loserman67 35

Nose mask, protective eyewear and lots of Zertec or Clariton for you my friend. The other choice is to learn the following phrase: "Would you like fries with that?" Good luck

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GODert 8

It would be funnier if he was Mexican. I am not xenophobic or a racist just wanted that to be clear.

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ICastillo 24

Yup look like its time to look for a new job

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GODert 8

Why was my comment taken off? I am cursed now!

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GODert 8

My statement was just saying I thought it would be if OP was from the country that borders the USA from the south. And I declaring that I am not a xenophobe or a racist.

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yoyoforpeace 14

Well it's just life telling you it's time for a change of plans

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hahauRrcool 0

Over-exposure might have caused this.

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LaughinStock 16

Thank you 3 I will use that as my excuse for not cutting grass. :)

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loserboii 11

How did you not find this out earlier?

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laden_swallow09 34

Lefty-right, I wanna hear ya one (Two!) One (Two!) One-two-three-four… Three-four… Three-four, your one-two-three-four, one-two-three-four… Marching cadence, FTW

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j_cat187 19

Marching candence; so intense you do it in your sleep.

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mellophone21 0

Sue your employer for putting you in a hazardous working condition.

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MisterMichael 9

This is one of the stupidest comments I've seen.

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bmwguy01 8

hey in America anythings possible like a million dollar HOT coffee lawsuit!

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kandi_kid69 15

5- Please be joking..

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Stefania_P_fml 2

How can you not understand that this is sarcastic..

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loserman67 35

Nose mask, protective eyewear and lots of Zertec or Clariton for you my friend. The other choice is to learn the following phrase: "Would you like fries with that?" Good luck

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MDM15 5

Look at the bright side, you get paid for it. But if your allergies are that bad try find another Job that you'd enjoy doing!

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imaginaryvoice 18

What kind of reaction are we talking here? Itchy eyes, and stuffy nose? Or constricted airways and seizing on the ground?

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DocBastard 38

To all the marijuana trolls out there - I TOLD YOU GRASS WAS DEADLY! Now you have proof.

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SkoomaKi 27

Too late. Brace yourselves, a shitstorm is coming. I can taste it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"MARIJUANA HAS HEALTH BENEFITS, LESS DANGEROUS THAN ALCOHOL AND TOBACCO. I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG" No need to worry, I took care of the majority of the argument.

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loserman67 35

Marijuana is a gateway drug, everyone knows that. Very deadly. *Sits back and waits for tsunami of thumb downs and hateful comments from people who cannot spell correctly because they are half or fully baked and in the midst of a Cheetos and BIg Mac craving.*

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KeyboardWarrior 10

37 Pretty much summed up the whole marijuana bad vs good argument.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Marijuana is a gateway drug. To what. My refrigerator?

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reddudeover 2

I didn't know the people on FML were so square. Oh noes people not hurting anyone, quick throw them in prison! 49 - A gate way to good times.

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sleepinginclass 8

58 just couldn't resist and had to prove everyone right!

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TheDrifter 23

49, you laugh, but obesity kills millions. Now, back to trying to make tofu taste like cheetos and pork rinds, if I can keep them skinny they'll make me a millionaire!

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DocBastard 38

reddudeover - Please, tell me more. *tosses popcorn in the microwave, grabs a pint of Guinness*

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Brace yourselves, the potheads are coming! The potheads are coming!

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Demonfish 14

19- I'd hate to be you right now. 58- people like you annoy me greatly. 67- there's a clue in his name :) just a minor one.

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loserman67 35

Baustigt, you and Doc come on over. I have Guinness on tap, lots of Guinness on tap!

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loserman67 35

OH and bring Noor with you, she's a party!

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j_cat187 19

*Smashed bong over Docs head* Yea, I won tha argument!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Nope. You actually just made yourself look stupid.

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mjoyn98 1

Wait you just found out? How long have you been mowing lawns?!

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Kibaruto 33

Perhaps a riding lawn mower and a impenetrable airtight-oxygen filled suit? Ten again, just quit your job op. working a job that hinders your well being and health is never worth it.

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