By scarred for life - 21/09/2012 10:57 - Canada - Brampton
Same thing different taste
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White knight, wrong place
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By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States
Like the beginning of a porno
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Loose connections
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Nice try, Karen
By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01
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Looks like you guys shouldn't deliver there anymore...FYL
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Show it anywayAny privately owned business has the right to refuse service to certain people who have behaved Inappropriately.
41, now I'M scarred for life.
Maybe they're watching too many pornos and expect you to deliver an extra large "sausage" pizza...
It's not delivery, it's a porno.
You could always cover her in cheese, pretend she's a pizza, and eat her.
My thoughts exactly. xP
23, It's weird, but your comment actually goes pretty well with your profile pic, since female the praying mantis eats the male after mating. Cannibalism and sex...they're like peanut butter and jelly in bug world.
57- Actually, they have proven that's false. Those results were obtained while the mantises were being watched closely, in laboratory settings. They were stressed. Recent studies of mantis mating in more natural settings found only one instance of head eating from their test group, and that was only because the female was very hungry. Usually both come away unharmed.
The mantises have been doing it less frequently now.
Good grief! I didn't think my comment was THAT groundbreaking.... ohstopityou.png
"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle"
Actually I think it would be "jiggle, jiggle, jiggle".
No, it's wiggle in the song, but it is jiggle on a 200 pound girl...*shivers* uuuck!
I guess you're not going to be eating any pepperoni anytime soon. Or pie. This is a **** flick that does not need to be made. OK?
Agreed! It's not a porno, it's Digiorno!
Don't give people ideas like that
117- AAAHHHH that image... I can't unsee! *stabs eyes out Oedipus-style*
13 - Thank you for posting the best thing I have ever read.
But pie taste good!!'
Cut them off like a responsible bartender.
I've been there before, my friend. Let me guess... "extra cheese"?
Extra anchovies.
^ Loverboy reference, I like it.
Nice name OP But seriously... Damn
You are what you eat.
Only if the person they consumed was also a cannibal. But this would mean that infinite regress would have to exist, a notion that has yet to be proven. Unless it was a circle of cannibalism? O_____o
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Maybe they're watching too many pornos and expect you to deliver an extra large "sausage" pizza...
It's not delivery, it's a porno.