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Talk about contradiction...
its probably that he wasnt to fire OP so hes looking for reasons and sowing discontent. Sorry OP, its a common management trick. Even if its not, you might want to look into a new job, cause who wants to work in a place like that.
Some people are impossible to please
It sounds as if he just wants to get rid of you. Time to seek another position.
that is not necessary true... some people are just annoying. But if you don't like your work place, maybe it's a good idea to seek for something else.
Just accept you will never be right and move on.
Man, no matter what you do, he will find an excuse. I suggest finding a new company to work with.
Your boss sounds like a huge dick, I'd just ignore what he says about laughing and smiling
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
I was going to say that maaaannn!
Maybe you should consider laughing so much you'll put the Laughter in Manslaughter when you're wrecking your bosses face in for being such a prick.
reprimand him for being a douche!
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Some people are impossible to please
It sounds as if he just wants to get rid of you. Time to seek another position.