By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo
All the FMLs
By stressedmom36 - 13/08/2015 23:50 - United States - Tampa
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By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton
By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York
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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 04:39 - United States - Mount Pleasant
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By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman
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By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle
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By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh
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By Lady_Gunslinger9 - 11/08/2015 21:38 - United Kingdom - Durham
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Hey guys I'm the OP, just thought I'd make an account and give you all some extra information. I have an anxiety disorder and depression, he knew about both of these and he could tell I wasn't feeling okay so he asked me what was wrong, I tried to convince him it was nothing because I don't feel comfortable opening up to people because of things that have happened in my past. When he eventually convinced me I wasn't going to lose him if I opened up, I took a risk. I told him some things that were worrying me and no it's nothing crazy or weird (although the murder comments did cheer me up a little). The conversation led to talking about our relationship and that's when he ended it. I'm better off without him because anyone who cant deal with me telling them small things that everyone goes through certainly couldn't handle something big if it ever happened. I am sad it ended but I know its probably for the best
By kobolobo - 11/08/2015 16:45 - United States - Redmond
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My coach just sent back question marks. I'm pretty sure I'm more embarrassed than my mom.
By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout
By Frozen Food Fan - 11/08/2015 14:29 - United States - Las Vegas
By Sestricken - 11/08/2015 12:22 - United States - New Kensington
By MsMedea - 11/08/2015 12:02 - Australia - Sydney
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Hi, OP here, to answer your question, the slow cooker was sitting on the bench, underneath a shelf in our kitchen. As I took the lid off, the roach came from above, literally jumping into the pot! So I definitely did not see it before I took the lid off!
By ZombieGirl - 11/08/2015 07:43 - United States - Tampa
By pi_power_15 - 11/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Spring Grove
By canadiangirl98 - 11/08/2015 03:07 - Canada - Brampton
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Wow I can't believe my FML was posted! I love this site! Just to elaborate so people get the full picture: We were supposed to take turns being the DD each night but they would be drunk by the time we got to the venue so I had no choice but to be DD. I'm okay with drinking and letting loose and don't get in the way of others fun but these girls were rowdy belligerent drunk and I spent the evening ensuring they didn't get themselves into a bad situation and the morning helping their hangovers. Either way these girls are no longer people I associate with.
By melons - 11/08/2015 01:28 - United Kingdom - London
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I'm such a bad sleeper, earplugs and double glazing make little difference. As for finding a new home, I bought this place last year and spent many months renovating it, so the idea of selling up right now after all that is not top of my list. A lot of my neighbours have lived here since the houses were built in the early 1960s, so surely it can't be all that bad?! Although, I hadn't even considered the thought of the forest lurkers breaking in, so thanks for that...
Puck my life
By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington
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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester
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By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35
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OP here. We had been together for over a year now. Turns out she had been cheating on me for a month and decided to brake things off with me. The reason I didnt know she was the bartender there was because she was recently hired and since I dont usually go there nor did she tell me, I didnt know.