By gross - 06/08/2015 17:28 - United States
All the FMLs
By Lilo4life - 06/08/2015 15:18 - United States - San Francisco
By Dobche - 06/08/2015 11:16 - Bulgaria - Burgas
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By Full Stomach Empty Wallet - 06/08/2015 10:50 - United States - Danvers
By ithinkimturningjapanese - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Apo
By ilovebigmacs - 06/08/2015 04:10 - United States - San Francisco
By johobus28 - 06/08/2015 03:31 - United States - Monument
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As embarrassing as it was to learn the actual meaning, I have to agree with you guys. I probably should have looked up the actual meaning before using it. I can usually deduct the meaning of a word pretty well without googling it, but that evidently was not the case here. Fortunately, I never used it on major, college-acceptance essays or anything. Only minor high school assignments. I'll be sure to google a word before I use it next time! Thanks for my first FML guys
By still single - 06/08/2015 01:22 - Brazil - Santa Maria
Thanks, I hate it!
By gingerwhinger - 05/08/2015 23:24 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
By thekyledavid - 05/08/2015 16:47 - United Kingdom - Oxford
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Hey, OP here. I just thought that you guys might be interested in knowing that the contest was actually rigged. One of the judges and the winner were in cahoots, and they halved the prize money. They were found out and had to return the money. I still wasn't ranked high enough to win though, but at least now I lost to someone who submitted actual art.
By kaybear13 - 05/08/2015 08:39 - United States - San Mateo
By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield
By just wanted nice nails - 05/08/2015 04:37 - United States - Palmer
By Carowl - 05/08/2015 02:33
By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 21:42 - United States - Utica
By TheDenmarkian - 04/08/2015 21:40 - United States - Wickliffe
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Unfortunately, she said she has no idea why she kissed me. She said she is confused and doesn't know, and I told her to think about it. She said she just didn't know, but it was probably to test the waters. She did enjoy the kiss, if that makes up for anything.
By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin
By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom
By ksa - 04/08/2015 19:06 - Poland - Katowice
By Mmorgan771 - 04/08/2015 17:02 - United States - Altamonte Springs
By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 13:31 - Canada - Orangeville
By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton
By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada
By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States
By 18emikot - 04/08/2015 03:26 - United States - Big Lake
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We have a Chihauhau and a Springer. The Chihauhau rarely goes out and only has a few teeth left so I doubt she could hurt someone. Our Springer is a sweetheart, she's all bark but no bite. Whoever she goes out she wears a bark collar and the remote is always by someone's side. There are no protruding branches in our driveway. None. We trim them regularly.
By whyyyyyme - 04/08/2015 01:43 - Canada
By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage
By danimal_crackerz - 03/08/2015 17:26 - United States - Coventry
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Hi, it's the OP here. I'd just like to say, thanks for all the laughs in the comments, may have made the trip down to the ER worth it. Looks looks like no kind of coffee is in my future, after this happening my first time trying it, after being prodded by an older sibling who brought me (to the bar). I'm sure this will be a story to laugh about for years to come - and a lesson to all: move the cup first. ?
By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States
By Cygnus - 03/08/2015 14:14 - United States - Ruthven
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OP here: Result - negative. Why I didn't know about the cooking issue - well, it wasn't an issue for the last 4 years when we lived abroad. It seems it is a recent skill loss, like since we came back 3 months ago and found a place to live near his parents.