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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester
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By mildlyconcussed - 10/08/2015 08:32 - Italy - Somma Vesuviana
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By shuahwan - 09/08/2015 05:46 - New Zealand
Pissed to meet you
By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States
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By johobus28 - 06/08/2015 03:31 - United States - Monument
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By thekyledavid - 05/08/2015 16:47 - United Kingdom - Oxford
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Hey, OP here. I just thought that you guys might be interested in knowing that the contest was actually rigged. One of the judges and the winner were in cahoots, and they halved the prize money. They were found out and had to return the money. I still wasn't ranked high enough to win though, but at least now I lost to someone who submitted actual art.
By just wanted nice nails - 05/08/2015 04:37 - United States - Palmer
By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin
By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton
By 18emikot - 04/08/2015 03:26 - United States - Big Lake
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We have a Chihauhau and a Springer. The Chihauhau rarely goes out and only has a few teeth left so I doubt she could hurt someone. Our Springer is a sweetheart, she's all bark but no bite. Whoever she goes out she wears a bark collar and the remote is always by someone's side. There are no protruding branches in our driveway. None. We trim them regularly.
By danimal_crackerz - 03/08/2015 17:26 - United States - Coventry
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Hi, it's the OP here. I'd just like to say, thanks for all the laughs in the comments, may have made the trip down to the ER worth it. Looks looks like no kind of coffee is in my future, after this happening my first time trying it, after being prodded by an older sibling who brought me (to the bar). I'm sure this will be a story to laugh about for years to come - and a lesson to all: move the cup first. ?
By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States
By ChildishKeynote - 02/08/2015 19:45 - United States - San Francisco
ChildishKeynote tells us more.
Thank you for your support guys. I can confirm that she in fact hates my guts at this moment in time
By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada
By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena
By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa
By ppema - 31/07/2015 18:28 - United States
I did nooooooooot!
By Just wanted a cigarette - 31/07/2015 02:06 - United States - Lagrangeville
By EmbarrassedChild - 30/07/2015 23:24 - United States
By College_Grad - 30/07/2015 17:38
College_Grad tells us more.
OP here. I just graduated in May and have been working 2 jobs (one full time in my field and one part time for extra cash) since a week after I graduated. I am almost never home. I am moving to my own apartment at the end of August. I paid rent, car payments, and utilities to my parents every week because I'm a big girl, planning my own family. I have no idea what happened exactly, but someone called the police because I tried to unlock the front door after I came home from work. Everything is ok. We're ok.
By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady
Keywords
As embarrassing as it was to learn the actual meaning, I have to agree with you guys. I probably should have looked up the actual meaning before using it. I can usually deduct the meaning of a word pretty well without googling it, but that evidently was not the case here. Fortunately, I never used it on major, college-acceptance essays or anything. Only minor high school assignments. I'll be sure to google a word before I use it next time! Thanks for my first FML guys