By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 12:37 - Portugal - Lisbon
By NotCollegeBound - 20/08/2015 07:21 - United States - Butler
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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay
By SebastianCT - 19/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Tampa
By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola
By InterestingMuch - 18/08/2015 14:48 - United States - Virginia Beach
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The worst part about this is that he did this last year as well. Except last year, he called TWO days early and tried to shrug it off as a joke. This year, I think he was just super embarrassed and felt like crap. He DID turn my phone back on and called me today (the right day this time) and apologized. Said he was stressed from work. Maybe next year? 3rd time is the charm, right? I mean, he is getting closer to the right day....
By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood
By ShroomSalad - 17/08/2015 22:11 - United States - Miami
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Thank you guys all for the nice comments! And yes I did finally get through to them, they decided to answer just as my son closed his eyes! FML!
By OhWhoCares - 17/08/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco
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I got an FML published!!! Lol wow and I submitted it when I was still pretty upset I didn't think it'd get published :P Okay anyway I ended up calling the police and they were able to find him, along with my books and apparently a ton of other stuff since he'd been robbing people all day and drugs. Hopefully this isn't an omen or anything about my upcoming semester...
By hbt51 - 17/08/2015 19:56 - United States - Blue Ridge
By MoxleyCrue - 17/08/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh
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OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.
By pvcnutcrackingdomqueen4u - 16/08/2015 16:18 - United States - Monmouth Junction
By IceWrath - 16/08/2015 08:14 - United Kingdom - York
By fire starter - 16/08/2015 04:10 - United States - San Francisco
By simugeek - 15/08/2015 05:53 - United States - Gotha
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Just 16 and starting my career very early because I love it!
By suuoerwholock - 15/08/2015 02:50 - United States
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OP here. This had actually happened a few months ago so my hair is grown out to the point where it's not really that noticeable now. I have roughly 3 feet of hair and I am asked almost every single time I walk by any kiosk that has to do with hair to try out their product. To the people saying that I shouldn't have "caved in"-- I had already walked past this kiosk 3 or 4 times and didn't see any harm in a couple of curls.
By RobotUnicorn1209 - 14/08/2015 19:31 - Canada - Hamilton
Sounds like quite the catch
By Brooke - 14/08/2015 16:50 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 15:08 - Denmark
By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine
By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh
By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout
By ssjfml - 11/08/2015 14:56 - Denmark - Copenhagen
By MsMedea - 11/08/2015 12:02 - Australia - Sydney
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Hi, OP here, to answer your question, the slow cooker was sitting on the bench, underneath a shelf in our kitchen. As I took the lid off, the roach came from above, literally jumping into the pot! So I definitely did not see it before I took the lid off!
By ZombieGirl - 11/08/2015 07:43 - United States - Tampa
By canadiangirl98 - 11/08/2015 03:07 - Canada - Brampton
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Wow I can't believe my FML was posted! I love this site! Just to elaborate so people get the full picture: We were supposed to take turns being the DD each night but they would be drunk by the time we got to the venue so I had no choice but to be DD. I'm okay with drinking and letting loose and don't get in the way of others fun but these girls were rowdy belligerent drunk and I spent the evening ensuring they didn't get themselves into a bad situation and the morning helping their hangovers. Either way these girls are no longer people I associate with.
By melons - 11/08/2015 01:28 - United Kingdom - London
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I'm such a bad sleeper, earplugs and double glazing make little difference. As for finding a new home, I bought this place last year and spent many months renovating it, so the idea of selling up right now after all that is not top of my list. A lot of my neighbours have lived here since the houses were built in the early 1960s, so surely it can't be all that bad?! Although, I hadn't even considered the thought of the forest lurkers breaking in, so thanks for that...
Puck my life
By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington
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Hey guys, OP here! I did consider pirating the software but I know there's a good chance of running into buggy software if I do so, and I'd rather not have to scramble to find something else if it quits on me in the middle of a lesson. The instructor's looking to see if there are any computers on-campus that already have the software installed, but that ruins the point of taking online classes, and there's no guarantee that even if she finds some, they'll be available on the days that I can get there. It turns out I'm going to need the software again for two more classes, though I can take them both in the same semester to make it easier on myself. I can also rent it for about $20/month, which is probably going to be the option we take once we can shift some of the bills around. I'm going to need it this semester (my first) and in my third semester, so it'll help save some of the cost. On the upside, though, it means we'll be using the same textbook for all three classes, so there's a little money saved there as well. I really think that the biggest suck was not telling us beforehand, because my husband and I had the money a few weeks ago. When we discovered that it was extra money, we decided to drop our 1-year-old off at my grandparents' and take ourselves out on a long-awaited (as in, we hadn't been out since before our daughter was born) date night. If I had known that I would need that money for the software, you can guarantee that we would have saved it!