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A blessing and a curse

By yarenis - 24/12/2013 10:45 - United States - Gardner

Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
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FellowYellow 10

Ouch OP! Guess your parents wouldn't think it would bother you whenever you hear someone go "Hey how's Yarenis?" Change your name if you want to!

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DocBastard 38

I know what you're going through. My name is "Yeraneediot".

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Uhhhidk 3

Well at least there's not many of you yarenis'.

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olpally 32

Just change your name, that's awful. Or accept it for what it is and laugh it off.

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VicRC 7

Troll parents! Shows how much they loved you at birth

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Credibleskills 28

I recommend getting getting a name change tbh

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domolovesyoshi 33

I got it right before I read your explanation of how it's pronounced

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JoJo91_fml 8

Aw some people are just assholes LOL, especially if they already know that's not how to pronounce your name

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