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A blessing and a curse

By yarenis - 24/12/2013 10:45 - United States - Gardner

Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
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FellowYellow 10

Ouch OP! Guess your parents wouldn't think it would bother you whenever you hear someone go "Hey how's Yarenis?" Change your name if you want to!

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DocBastard 38

I know what you're going through. My name is "Yeraneediot".

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Alexthegreat475 13

You're parents should've thought that through

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CosmicTrigger 0

Why don't you use your middle name? I have friends that tell people their middle name as their first because they don't want a mix up or they're embarrassed.:)

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tuffykat 8

that's when u legally change your name to something easier

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stephj1996 4

You seem surprised that people pronounce it like that, but the way your parents spelled it does look like "your anus" LOL your parents were on drugs when they named you.

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