A blessing and a curse

By yarenis - 24/12/2013 10:45 - United States - Gardner

Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
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FellowYellow 10

Ouch OP! Guess your parents wouldn't think it would bother you whenever you hear someone go "Hey how's Yarenis?" Change your name if you want to!

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DocBastard 38

I know what you're going through. My name is "Yeraneediot".

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afrahmohasin 8

I guess I know how it feels, OP. My name is Afrah (pronounced ah-fruh), but everyone calls me Afro or Africa. I'm not black lmao

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CaliGali 9

Well that's how English speakers would read it. How are they supposed to know that the Y should be a J? It would be easier to change it than to keep correcting people every time.

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skcmcpk 14

if you have a middle name that sounds better go by that

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FuckingFamily 5

My name is Slader. Everyone spells it like Slater, Slayder, or slander. For some reason no one knows how to listen and everyone calls me Slander

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Luigi2012SM64DS 6

I feel you bro. My name is Salman (Sul maan or mon like in pokemon) but everyone calls me Salmon (like the fish), or Fish.

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babeababe 16

Apparently your parents didn't think that one through very well. Embrace it! Or change it! You could go by a nick name.

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