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A blessing and a curse

By yarenis - 24/12/2013 10:45 - United States - Gardner

Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
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FellowYellow 10

Ouch OP! Guess your parents wouldn't think it would bother you whenever you hear someone go "Hey how's Yarenis?" Change your name if you want to!

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DocBastard 38

I know what you're going through. My name is "Yeraneediot".

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victorcaulfield 3

Get use to it or change your name. No one likes a whiner.

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polluxdc 10

I know what you mean. I have a definitely male name (according to its meaning) that has only just recently become a popular name for females. Been called Ms. to my face. Don't personally know many women with a braid-able goatee and a shaved head, but I guess there's always a first time for everything.

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uncledik 1

Brush it off. I grew up with the name Dick

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CzechIsBack 15

The reason everybody pronounced it that way, is the fact that that's how it's pronounced! Either change your name, or deal with it

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