A step too far

By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML
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_Noon_ 0

That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?

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blastvortex 3

Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8. On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.

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beertime36 0

if it happened today, she'll be back soon. That must hurt a lot, so she overreacted.

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anonymsspermdonr 0

wut a bitch. i wuda snuck into her house n dipped her toothbrush in the toilet and replaced her hair care products with nair

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DuhthatsObvious 0

Wow, real mature. Tool.

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mackischillin 5

That didn't make much sense. But I kinda get the idea

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Shlizabeth 0

What a stupid bitch... Why can't she just admit it was an accident and move on?

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Eltsc 0

Wow, overreacting much? You're probably better off without her.

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jillz 0

Was this the first time you had such a 'bright' idea? Klutzy people should better control their playful (or "cute") side.

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mackischillin 5

Or just find a woman that isn't a complete psycho

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wozer 0

Obviously, your relationship was not as strong as that lamp post.

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painthatimuseto 0

If I'm honest, if she's going to break up with you over an accident then she isn't worth being with.

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AndelleRae 9

Yeah, it seems to me like she was looking for a reason to break up with you anyway. That in and of itself sucks. FYL OP, I hope your next relationship is better.

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