Kids and Alcohol: About to Popov

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By badmom - 27/03/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

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Big brained

By TiredTeacher95 - 22/01/2022 19:59

Today, I had to call poison control on one of my students, because they decided to drink a half a bottle of hand sanitizer. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00

Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML

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Specially for dad

By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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haro_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:33

she carries a whole bottle with her? cant wait to see what her liver is like in 10 years. she needs a good talking too.

J0HNYR0773N 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:32

ROFL thats ****** great.. did you catch it in time?

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El_Oh_El 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:06

LOL. Did you catch your son in time? I hope your daughter didn't know what she was doing...

Thermotic 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:14

That's what you get for not owning a reusable water bottle.

GoMeat4103 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:25

41. Actually, the plastic particles start to get into the actual water before you even open the bottle. Take it from a chemistry major.

unibrowicorn 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:30

#8: the water in my town is safe, but kind of gross and tastes like chlorine. Water bottles are more convenient anyway. Even if she couldn't get her sons lunch back in time, he probably didn't drink it--vodka isn't usually too appealing to a 2nd grader.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:51

LOL #28 xD You'd better talk to your sixteen year old.

mattmag 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 7:06

#24 please dont spread lies. why would that make any sense? water can be kept in a bottle for months safely, but the moment you fill it up, it becomes carcinogenic? here: http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/petbottles.asp . recycling = good

ambisaurus 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 7:07

woooww your daughter is sn idiott

friday1892 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 7:42

your daughter is stupid for giving you that bottle but everyone get real here. Teens will drink underage. Its most likely that water bottle is most (if not all) of "her" alcohol that she has. This is her stash that she has either relieved from the family liquor cabinet or how she keeps her alcohol that others have bought for her. You can't get alcohol if your underage at a moments notice so she probably keeps this for the upcoming party or gathering. Don't expect that she's drinking everyday and at school. And realistically 500mls of vodka is not "soooo much". She could be splitting it on nights and/or sharing with friends.

wallythedolly 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 8:08

lol can you imagine if your son did try it? because he would probably think it tasted gross and his friends would probably all want to sample the grossness and...yeah, the whole class would be drunk by recess.

Finnboghi 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 8:36

YDI If you can't tell the difference between a water bottle and a bottle of vodka, you're either not terribly on top of things, or you shouldn't buy such cheap vodka. Price makes a difference. Cheap stuff will kill you.