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By badmom - 27/03/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML
I agree, your life sucks 90 329
You deserved it 17 975

Same thing different taste

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she carries a whole bottle with her? cant wait to see what her liver is like in 10 years. she needs a good talking too.

ROFL thats ****** great.. did you catch it in time?

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HAHAHAHAHA. i'd like to know how you explained that to your second grader.

theoldGP 0

#82 is right. but damnnn. i hope the kid didnt take a big sip... he definitely wouldn't have liked how it tasted if he took a little first sip and would have stopped drinking it :D

This is one of the best fmls I've ever seen!

i agree with #28, i bet his friends were excited xD

Hopefully you packed some condoms and a pack of smokes in his lunch too.

#28 wins. I want you to make me my lunch.

braFTW 0

They start drinking so young these days... LOL I also want you guys to make me my lunch.

#89, have you never seen vodka before?

mini_munny 0

Haha this is why I check the bottles to see if it's been reused or smells funny, even soda bottles. My sister put vodka in a sprite bottle once, placing it in the fridge since our parents don't drink soda. My friend comes over and rummages through my fridge. Next thing I hear is gagging and her running to the sink to spit out the vodka she drank, thinking it was sprite. But I think the real problem here is when the kid drinks the bottle of "water" and the possible situation after that. He might go up to the teacher, saying his bottle of water taste funny. When that happens, the mother will be in a shitload of trouble. She might even have to deal with child services and risk her kids getting taken away due to "bad parenting". Now that will be a serious FYL.