Alexa, play "Ghosts" by Japan

By stuckathome - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Name: Billy thr Ghost Backstory: rapes little dogs that dont eat all their vegetables.

How is this an FML? Sure, you're mom might be crazy, but at least it sounds like she's a fun kind of crazy. And hey, how do you know there's no ghost?

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haha my friend has a ghost too his name is bob!!

dave913 0

Be happy that your mother is wasting the dogs life & not yours!

Maybe the ghost leaves dirty dishes and doesn't help with the laundry. ha ha

I agree. And. About the ghost- plenty of people live in houses that are haunted. My aunt and my mom both saw the ghost of a little girl in my aunts old house. They researched and found out her name, story, everything. They even saw her in detail and knew she had pigtails. I'm not completely sure I believe it, but I always got a weird vibe from that house. As for putting the two together and talking to the dog about the ghost... That could be weird, or cute. I'm not sure which one, haha.

Just call the ghostbusters and be done with it.

Obviously the OP is complaining that his mom would tell the dog about this ghost before him! Lol- sucks to be stuck with crazy mom- I would just go camping permanently before I moved back with my mom. She always talks to her dog and dresses her and lets her lick all in her mouth *yech*~ and that's just a tiny sampling of my mothers craziness : P