Dogs, Weird and Animals: Alexa, play "Ghosts" by Japan

Alexa, play "Ghosts" by Japan

By stuckathome - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 260

You deserved it 2 804

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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Shifting

By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 14:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom is trying to be quiet, thinking me asleep. This means she will whisper to the dogs in the upstairs hallway, then quietly go downstairs where she will bang the doors so hard that the house shakes. Apparently, she thinks each floor is in its own separate dimension. FML

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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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Soon.

By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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You deserved it 134

Early warning

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, my dog started barking at literally nothing in the middle of the night. I spent 15 minutes convinced there was a ghost or something in my house, only to realize she was barking at her own shadow. FML

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You deserved it 115

By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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You deserved it 41 852

Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 080

You deserved it 2 920

The chase

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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You deserved it 4 254

deathsupon1 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:22

Name: Billy thr Ghost Backstory: rapes little dogs that dont eat all their vegetables.

Sionnach 10

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:13

How is this an FML? Sure, you're mom might be crazy, but at least it sounds like she's a fun kind of crazy. And hey, how do you know there's no ghost?

Comments

Rimaa_fml 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 15:44

haha my friend has a ghost too his name is bob!!

dave913 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 15:55

lol you believe in ghosts?

woofis 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 15:56

dogs do

righttorule 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 15:56

Be happy that your mother is wasting the dogs life & not yours!

iowa3jumpman23 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 15:56

totally agree with 45

ColdGold 6

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:07

Maybe the ghost leaves dirty dishes and doesn't help with the laundry. ha ha

epicfailismylife 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:09

This belongs to MLIA....not FML! D:

aeliz 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:35

I agree. And. About the ghost- plenty of people live in houses that are haunted. My aunt and my mom both saw the ghost of a little girl in my aunts old house. They researched and found out her name, story, everything. They even saw her in detail and knew she had pigtails. I'm not completely sure I believe it, but I always got a weird vibe from that house. As for putting the two together and talking to the dog about the ghost... That could be weird, or cute. I'm not sure which one, haha.

crazyeddie21 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:06

Just call the ghostbusters and be done with it.

paran01d_andr01d 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:33

Obviously the OP is complaining that his mom would tell the dog about this ghost before him! Lol- sucks to be stuck with crazy mom- I would just go camping permanently before I moved back with my mom. She always talks to her dog and dresses her and lets her lick all in her mouth *yech*~ and that's just a tiny sampling of my mothers craziness : P