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By yashmoshin1 - 17/06/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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jonnymohio 2

FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.

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nautical 0

To all the negitive people; i've madeout with two girls at the same time while my boyfriend sat next to me. in all fairness i was drunk, but really it nothing to be so repuled by. it's still just a mouth and tounge, exactly the same. Saying that i've even pecked my friends sober, it's no big deal.

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RJB 0

Honestly youve got balls for even kissing a guy and not wanting and doing it for ur own gain of doing the play...btw atleast you know now DEFINITELY(sp?) you arent gay. :-)

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awuh_man 0

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Dragodon64 0

Are you stupid? Many straight men would kiss other men, only the pathetic ones are disgusted by it.

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I_Love_Isms 0

#21 is very stupid.

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Rauron 0

Hahaha, acting is *this is the part where I made a little "less than three" heart, but it disappeared ;-;*

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Tashaxox 0

Why would you even audition for a gay role if you had a prblem with it??? Your probably gay and your in denial. YDI

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milooo 0

Now a days people have to take whatever jobs they can get they don't get to choose unless they want to starve. Just applying this the real world if he decides to go into acting.

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FarSide 22

You are full of BS. There are way to many fat unemployed people for this to be true.

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keyofdestiny13 24

I don't know how it worked for OP, but at all the auditions I've done, you never auditioned for a specific part (even one you really really wanted!), and the director would just cast you as whoever he saw fit. So maybe OP auditioned and just happened to get the role.

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Phallus_fml 0

Quit lying and don't be afraid to confess that you're gay. Dammit.

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blondegurl718 0

Guys are hot - quit complaining!

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hcolovex0x 0

How come u played a gay man? They can get actual gay people to play the part of a gay person because I'm sorry but I don't knownmany straight people who would play a gay person unless it payed like a lot.

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bollywood_rocks 0

THANK YOU! Rent ( Idina Menzel and the guy from Law and Order) Summer Storm. I could go on and on. People these days are just ignorant

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FarSide 22

LMAO! Really! Like how hard can it be to find a REAL **** actor??? I think your Producer has less luck picking actors than you have kissing women. LMAO x 5!

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bollywood_rocks 0

NO HE'S NOT. IT'S CALLED ACTING. IS SEAN PENN GAY BECAUSE HE WAS IN MILK? JAKE GYLLENHAAL FOR BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? By your logic, Jim Cavieziel is Jesus Christ because he was in The passion of christ. If you say no he's not Jesus then OP is not gay OR YOU'RE JUST A MORON!

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Madame_Javert 4

Has it struck you that landing a role MIGHT be based on talent rather than sexual orientation?

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