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By birgz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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every1luvsboners
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Date her for a week or two and see what you can get out of the deal.
That could work. The only problem is OP is a female. I thiiiiink her new "girlfriend" might notice the difference ha ha
Aww, Boners, you changed your comment. Now I look like a dumbass :-/
flockz
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its ok you're a giraffe. that makes you awesome.
Flockz I loled at your picture
Well, giraffes are pretty awesome. But I don't think I would be any match for you, being that you're a bear
mrbuddy
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But a retarded bear
It's tempting but unless OP wants to give the girl a chance, dating her even once is a bad idea. It would give the girl ideas and if the OP breaks it off, she'll turn into a total creeper.
#14 lmaoo I love yur name thingy!!!!!(;
Hey, am I late for the animal gathering?
Right on time, Zanguard
Your roommates are awesome!
That's awful you're sleeping with people you don't even know. Bet you don't even know if she had aids or some STD...or even got her pregnant. Dumb.
kaykay20
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Last I checked a girl can't get another girl pregnant.
^Win
flockz
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whaaaaaa? then how are babies made?
Can't catch aids either. HIV yes, as well as other std's, but aids no.
Turkey basters and voodoo. I'll tell you more when you're older.
Oh, come on, are people still allowed to do with their lives what they want or not? If OP wants to have one-night-stands and she finds someone who is willing to go with it, that's her choice. No judging, please. Also boys and girls; condoms and some other sort of contraception, that will do the trick.
@57 Alternatly, lesbian sex. Excellent form of contraception.
"Seed of Chunky" reference, anyone?
skinnybinnybitch
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you get HIV and then aids...
that's so true!
I just wanted to say: you're dumb. Thank you for your time. :)
This post was even funnier after I realized OP is also female.
Ins0mau
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How is lesbian sex funny? :-s
flyestgirleva13
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I was funnier. But it made it kinda gross.. Only because im a hetero
mintcar
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This is why I always sign off. If you gave them your account information then, well....I don't know what to tell you other than good luck.
Not sure I really see the problem. Her name is right there on Facebook. It was a one night stand, what else is there to remember?
I don't know why one would have someone they had a one night stand in on facebook unless they wanted to keep in contact in the first place.
And if they do... Wouldn't they know their name to add them?
crackz12
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44, 79. You have successfully convinced me op deserves what ever happens
Name prob solved, but does not mean OP knows her. Her roomies could have searched for her and just sent the invite.
How would they know what the girl's name was though? OP didn't know so she couldn't have told them.
Depends how long ago the encounter was, OP could have told her roomier the other girls name at one point and then forgot all about her, except they decided to do a bit of searching and run with it.
Demonessa
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That happened to me before. on your first da
Demonessa
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te, just talk about lobotomies. sorry i hit send to early.
pitchblease
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Premature ecommentator
This is what edit is for...
How don't you remember? I'm guessing you were drunk?
Time for you to rediscover her
Plot twist! Your one night stand was actually your younger brother! You are now 2x as wrong.
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If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.
FYI u have a funny roommate though