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Are you listening?

By littlemissignored - 02/09/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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You deserved it 7 139

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 896

You deserved it 105

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 420

You deserved it 81 639

Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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You deserved it 230

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 757

You deserved it 2 891

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 050

You deserved it 7 456

Stressed out

By amy1023 - 26/11/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me, "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 785

You deserved it 8 207

Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 724

You deserved it 176

Are you OK?

By anon - 15/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 173

You deserved it 391

Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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You deserved it 403

You had one job!

By dgilbs - 12/11/2012 22:08 - United States - Grosse Pointe

Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 422

You deserved it 55 318

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:09

FYL for dating someone who doesn't play Pacman instead.

lovelymess 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:12

Glasses, tetris, and a lame ass dick lie. Yup, sounds like a nerd waiting to be dumped to me.

Comments

Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

Friday 4 September 2009 23:47

what did you expect? sooner or later it gets boring listening to your gf nagging all the time. grow up.

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:05

*Agrees with 120 and the OP's BF* Having to hear nagging all the time is annoying and emotionally demoralizing. Tetris is a GREAT way to counteract it!

swedishgirl_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 16:52

DUMP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foryoublue94 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 8:47

YDI for being self-absorbed. If you want someone who cares about your shit, look somewhere else or go to a therapist or something.

88sforlife 0

Monday 12 July 2010 20:44

Lol

kittykat82 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 7:33

dump the ass. sounds like something my ex would do, which is why he is now my ex

Skylarboyle 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:40

ummm new boyfriend?.....

rosaparks14 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:46

HahA you must be boring

chum_mum 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:35

Pfft What an asshole time for a new bf :D

fml_mu 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 6:04

Maybe he is not interested to listen to your complaints about your job... It would have been good you spoke something nice instead of complaining about your life!!!