....he was prolly getting hard and didn't want you to notice so he was panicking. when you asked wats wrong and he was just referring to his hard on hoping you would understand...i know guys that call their dicks unicorns...its sad. PS: dont take everything so literal..not all guys r serious like that.

Unicorns can't talk. Because they don't exist!

WTF? He is completely mental...but i have to say If you liked him and knew him enough to go out with him you shoulda known he was slightly a nutcase...btw did he tell you his unicorns name? ahahaha LMAO

it is apparently not just a unicorn but an invisible one.

my unicorn says hi to all the pretty girls he sees, but he won't make friends with them until he finds the right one. he doesn't want any crabs in his fur ;) btw winklebottom the elf says hi! seriously- I would crack up if I was in your shoes. I would just burst out laughing. in his face.

Psh, if he was my boyfriend, I'd be like "YAY! YOU HAVE A UNICORN FRIEND!" and then hug him tightly. 'Freaks', as you call them, are actually the best people alive.

Awesome way to freak out people who take things too seriously.

haha i have a few friends who have unicorns as well!! i have pink unicorns...and my friend, his is rainbow. :( i want a rainbow unicorn too. (and yes, i am serious) his must have been invisible. thats pretty ****** awesome. can i meet him? oh and you should have told his unicorn thank you for the compliment. you sound like you were being rude

It's not all a lost, we learned unicorns are real!

hahahahahahahahahahaha! love this one! #334: rofl! i have actually met someone that named their dick that. effing hilarious, and oddly true. :/ haah. #333: uhhhh, okaaaaaaayy.. :) i just happen to read those two comments and thought they needed love. rofl. caaalm down hun, i'm sure he's not as crazy as you think. lmao. maybe just a little, but not as much as you might think. give him a break. :D :D :D