Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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ah shiz, i just heard a really creepy noise in my house and i'm practically home alone. i'm scared. fml.

punk_funk_chick 0

Ok, well thats weird. Lets look on the bright side, at least he thinks you're pretty.

CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

Lol. I wanna date a guy like that. :P. Knowing me, I'd probably find it hot. But only pull off.....able......if he was gorgeous as hell. XD.

Hahaha, God. That made me laugh out loud. Priceless. :)

Poet_Sin 0

I already know I'm weird, but... I think it's cute. ^_^

shaZamy 0

and they think you are pretty

bubblybrooke 12

sounds sexy ;) unicorns are awesome FTW :) but seriously...if you don't want him anymore, can I have him? :D

Did you ask your boyfriend if he saw Neil Patrick Harris on the unicorn?