Asshats

By anon - 21/04/2009 08:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And I was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML
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nato2101 0

Sue for damages, if the blokes had any decency they would have offer to pay for a new one anyway.

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TWlCH 0

On a side note who walkes around with a thing of red liquid just incase you see someone you know?

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mj2123 0

#101 - Wow, take things personally much? I don't own a single dress that cost $200, but I don't give a shit if someone else does. If she can afford it, good for her. Maybe it was a splurge, or bought for a special occasion...you don't know. And New York is the most popular tourist destination in the United States. It's not unreasonable to think that a significant number of people reading this have been to or seen Central Park...or NYC in general, since it's an area in which people tend to wear expensive clothing every day.

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rakhil11 7

i'm giving u the benefit of the doubt and assuming u were going somewhere, bcuz there is no way i would go 2 the park in a $50 dress. i would never b anywhere close 2 affording that. good 4 u that u can get $200 ^^ anyhoo, that sux!!! DO NOT BLEACH IT!!! u could ruin it!!! i'm not sure whether u should dye it or not...but definitely try the dry-cleaners.

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blacklite69 0

Bleach?? Or get the $200 of the ******* and buy a new one...

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Oriina 0

Can anyone say "Carrie"?

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cartering 0

Where do you live that they don't make bleach? Any light color other than white and you would be F'd, but anything comes out of white with bleach

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melissa_10 7

why the **** were u wearing a $200 dress in a park??

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tinkerbell67 0

wow. that effing SUCKS. i'm sorry. don't listen to these people who are saying your dress is too expensive, it wasn't your fault for being in the wrong place at the wrong time!

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sharis_fml 0

well now u have a red one....

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Mrz123 0

Im so f****** sure. I know i hate it when characters from the movie Carrie are hanging out in a park with a random bucket of red dye waiting for there friend to pass by who might be wearing a white dress. Seriously. How lame are you to make up such crap. That kind of shit doesnt just happen and if it did you would do more about it then blog about it. Who the hell walks around the park in an expensive dress. Dumb shit. If you like to make up stories for lack if an interesting life,maybe the story would have been more believable if you were wearing fur and got hit up by some protesters. Your lame. I bought this app thinking it would be funny but its just a bunch of tools making up stories. I actually created this account so i could specifically call out this bullshit story. Now ive made my point. And i hope you all find yourselves lives

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jamiekid12 0

yo why would u wear a 200$ dress in a park in the first place

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