Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 308
You deserved it 3 700

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

Comments

freaky_farzy 0

u should have said "sike. that ain't from me" n made her feel stupid n hella self conscience.

Actually, the FML was about him passing a note that wasn't from him to a girl and getting rejected, not his meal plan.

So? You implied it was your business because it was the FML. It wasn't. Even if it was, it wouldn't have been your business. But it wasn't, so it's even more not your business.

popatia 0

Why don't you shove a snickerdoodle in your mouth and leave?

jennacide 0

Aw, I'm so proud of the commentors so far on this fml 'cause they're being nice. :) OP- she must have been ugly herself 'cause there is no way I nor most of the people I know would consider her even close to attractive if she acts like that.

LOL. Actually I love what Snickerdoodles said but I love how everyone here at least have a pair and made witty comebacks. Obviously when you're put on the spot it's a different issue but so far, so good.

perdix 29

So, Shrek, you were neither the messenger boy nor the delivery boy.

zero112 0

wow that had to suck big time!!!

take 1 popular girl in high school, add 20 years, subtract a job, add a couch, and you get 1 lonely fat chick

Oh, he wanted people to comment on his weight! Of course!

You should have replied with something like "I may not be the lottery, but I still wouldn't sink that low to ask YOU out."