Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
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Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

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darian222 0

ouch tht suxx man i feel for ya id hate tht if it happened to me D: fyl

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DavidCooksAngel 0

Wow! why is every one attacking snickerdoodle (sp?) she clearly said "IF" I read a lot worst on here. no one attacks that person. WTF?

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artpsychopedia 0

That's when you pass it back over and say loudly to the other guy "She says to tell you *not in a million years, fat ass.*"

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ohgosh_noooo 0

I would have said it's not from me, bitch!

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droppintacos 0

lmfao...I love how wrong snickerdoodle is and how stupid she's making herself look by trying so hard to defend her comments, if 5 different people tell you your an idiot, take the hint, oh make that 6; YOUR AN IDIOT

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kittyprincess319 0

Ha, partly FYL, but also YDI for passing a note in class. Never a good idea...

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WallyTheWombat 0

Open it up and read it aloud. Maybe change it up a bit to say something like, "Hello (bitch girl), My dad says that he wants the vibrator that he lent you back. He said he can't wait to see you again and feel you do that one thing with your tongue and his butthole. Signed (some kid in your class that you don't like." Then tear up the note to destroy the evidence and causing humiliation to both parties that were aforementioned in said note. :)

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