Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
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Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

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benshady 0

Why do you pass notes in class. What happened to texting?

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mariahrawks 0

@snicker Why must you argue with people? You know, nobody would be a b*tch to you if you weren't so rude on the other posts. Jessh, and your picture makes you look like an ugly 12 year old. Don't say the same about mine because I uploaded it a whiiiiiile ago and I can't change it because I'm mobile. :)

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NomnomRaptor 0

Wow. Calm down, she's obviously joking.

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droppintacos 0

damn snicker you don't shut up.

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beer01 0

Shoulda said "weight can be lossed cheaply, but ugliness inside and out is hard and expensive to lose."

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Smilzen 0

Every time I stumble into the FML comments, munch a non-topical flamewich lathered in trollsauce and fried in bitter batter, I promise myself it's the last time. ..... But it's just so damn tasty.

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mohawkjoe311 0

i'll give her my special Urine Enema!

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Blue_Black_fml 21

and snicker at #13 "now you know she doesn't like you"..he wasnt seeking to find out if she liked him or not.. and you are actually passing judgement when you say that his life must suck if he's overweight.

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suzzette_fml 0

I would have been like: as if I would want a bitch like u, I could do so much better, this is from...

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2pac_45 0

49!!!!!!hahaha

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whataloadofbull 0

Snick, I'll say this for your benefit and for everyone else's benefit: Take that hammer out of your ass and stop it with the pedantic attitude. It's really annoying.

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